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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #1275 on: August 28, 2012, 06:54:18 pm »
Inev, you know this blog, right? In case you need moral support.

http://yoisthisracist.com/
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« Reply #1276 on: August 28, 2012, 07:57:36 pm »
OK, who posted the Rad Chilies question, yo?
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #1277 on: August 28, 2012, 09:18:09 pm »
"Yo, if you consider seeing a racist 8 year-old’s “tits” to be some kind of pleasant memory, you need to drive yourself to jail right now."

That made me chuckle.
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #1278 on: August 31, 2012, 02:54:50 am »
lots of break-ins in my neighborhood recently. The email list is blowing up with people talking about suspicious behavior they have witnessed. But also: people talking about how they left their car unlocked and had things stolen out of it. SERIOUSLY!?

If having valuable documents stolen out of your unlocked car makes you feel so unsafe that you want to leave the neighborhood, maybe you need to just keep driving until you are 100 miles from the nearest person. Even in my parents' fancy country club neighborhood I would not leave valuables sitting in plain view in my car, much less unlocked.

It would not be productive to respond to this chain of thought.
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« Reply #1279 on: August 31, 2012, 04:46:59 am »
it would be fun and non-productive to reply with this image:

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« Reply #1280 on: August 31, 2012, 05:08:37 am »
I leave valuables in an unlocked car all the time. I also do not lock the doors of my house when I leave. I am not really afraid of being robbed. (Although I probably should be). But I would not be surprised if somebody opened my front door and decided to walk out with some of my stuff. I wouldn't even be that pissed off. I would be like, "Oh, damn. Well, my bad."

In my previous 'hood, where we *did* lock our doors and keep our cars locked, we had our windows smashed and radios stolen multiple times. It cost much more to repair the broken windows than to replace the stereos (especially since one time they caught the guy and we got our radio back). I figure, theft is preferable to property damage, and if somebody wants to steal stuff that bad, they're gonna find a way.
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #1281 on: August 31, 2012, 06:10:51 am »
yeah, that is what is weird. getting emails like "I left my passport and wallet sitting on my dashboard and someone opened my unlocked car door and took it." What??
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #1282 on: September 22, 2012, 07:25:26 pm »


My comment: "Do I need to explain how this poster completely misunderstands the original message?"
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #1283 on: September 23, 2012, 02:19:29 am »
I am allowed to hate both, right?
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #1284 on: September 23, 2012, 04:44:44 am »
Quote from: theinevitable on September 23, 2012, 02:19:29 am
I am allowed to hate both, right?

Well sure, I suppose, but I don't know why you would hate the original. It seems to me like a good message to tell the nation at that time; hey, the shit's about to hit the fan, but we need you to not panic and we need you to keep working.
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« Reply #1285 on: September 27, 2012, 02:19:06 pm »
"Keep Calm and Carry On" always makes me think of "Close your eyes and think of England."
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #1286 on: September 27, 2012, 05:13:58 pm »
sorry, forgot about this. Paul, I guess what I mean is: I would not hate that saying/image if the people wearing it on their t-shirts were currently living through WWII air raids.
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #1287 on: September 27, 2012, 06:27:03 pm »
I know a woman who lived through the London Blitz. I should ask her what she thinks about the slogan.
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #1288 on: September 28, 2012, 02:52:54 am »
Oh man, some kids are wearing stupid ass like keep calm and chive on shirts here now.  I think I have also seen keep calm and trill on or something like that.  I hate those shirts.  I was alright with the keep calm and carry on until I saw it on a poster at target, then I was out.
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #1289 on: September 28, 2012, 09:01:13 pm »
ain't skitch great. too bad your white-on-black text over that white-on-black drawing is practically illegible. next time flip the font&shadow colors, or try a bright primary or secondary color with no shadow
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