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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #1335 on: December 25, 2012, 04:57:58 am »
I said, "dad, you didn't see anything" and he seemed confused about what was happening. So maybe I didn't.
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« Reply #1336 on: December 25, 2012, 06:19:26 am »
What were you doing snooping around the cabinet no ever uses?
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« Reply #1337 on: December 25, 2012, 07:31:06 am »
Quote from: Arachno-capitalist on December 25, 2012, 06:19:26 am
What were you doing snooping around the cabinet no ever uses?

Good point.
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« Reply #1338 on: December 25, 2012, 12:52:12 pm »
Looking for the remote for the old TV. So we could play xbox in the basement.
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« Reply #1339 on: December 28, 2012, 02:19:04 am »
my grandparents got drunk and talked about how Pinochet is misunderstood, and had to do the things he did to fix Chile after Allende screwed it up. Yikes.
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« Reply #1340 on: December 28, 2012, 05:00:55 pm »
The Russians longed for the days of Stalin, I hear.  Dictators are apparently best seen in the light of hindsight.
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« Reply #1341 on: December 28, 2012, 08:30:34 pm »
Especially if, maybe, you are an intellectual from a rich family who wouldn't tend to sympathize with the little brown people Allende was trying to help.

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« Reply #1342 on: December 28, 2012, 11:52:29 pm »
The Haves are rarely well disposed towards those that would make them Have less.
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« Reply #1343 on: January 07, 2013, 06:36:19 pm »
Argument about cassette tapes split to here: http://touamb.com/index.php/topic,6389.0.html
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« Reply #1344 on: January 09, 2013, 10:28:00 pm »
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« Reply #1345 on: January 10, 2013, 03:08:42 pm »
I don't know how many of you follow me on Twitter, but a couple weeks back one of my coworkers got into an argument with 4 others if Kansas was a state. Seriously. He kept insisting it wasn't and not in an "it sucks so I'm pretending it doesn't exist" way. He kept insisting everybody else was wrong and they were thinking of Kansas City.
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« Reply #1346 on: January 10, 2013, 03:16:05 pm »
How does an argument like that last more than ten seconds now that the internet exists?
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« Reply #1347 on: January 10, 2013, 03:29:21 pm »
Quote from: wombat on January 10, 2013, 03:16:05 pm
How does an argument like that last more than ten seconds now that the internet exists?

He was the one telling other people to look it up. Both sides were so adamant they refused to bother googling it. He finally conceded when even the woman who he considers to be the dumbest person in the room joined in opposing him.
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« Reply #1348 on: January 10, 2013, 04:02:36 pm »
Quote from: CortJstr on January 10, 2013, 03:29:21 pm
Both sides were so adamant they refused to bother googling it.

Quoted for amazing distillation of modern life, or something.
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #1349 on: January 10, 2013, 06:24:08 pm »
Quote from: wombat on January 10, 2013, 03:16:05 pm
How does an argument like that last more than ten seconds now that the internet exists?

That's not exactly something you can find on Snopes. I guess if you're that stupid Google is of no use.
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