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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #1425 on: March 28, 2013, 12:27:28 am »
Well, every story has a beginning and end, right? Α and Ω ?
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #1426 on: March 28, 2013, 04:14:57 am »
Quote from: Arachno-capitalist on March 28, 2013, 12:26:16 am
Oh Paul, your social circle is so Texas.

I suppose it would. That was posted by a cousin. She was raised in Houston, but now lives in Tennessee.
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #1427 on: March 29, 2013, 04:20:46 am »
Welp, I guess this pretty much sums Facebook up nicely.
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #1428 on: March 30, 2013, 03:11:36 am »


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Gender of Bell Peppers !!
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Did you know you can check the gender of bell peppers? Turn them over...the ones with four bumps are female and those with three bumps are male.

The female peppers are full of seeds, but sweeter and better for eating raw and the males are better for cooking.
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #1429 on: March 30, 2013, 03:19:40 am »
Two of my friends posted the bell pepper thing.

In both cases I commented "There must be a whole bunch of folks who sit around thinking up this bullshit just to see how many people they can fool."

One of them just returned the comment with "well there are male and female trees"

How can I respond to this? Any help?
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #1430 on: March 30, 2013, 07:46:40 am »
quote them this from here?

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If there is any such thing as male and female bell peppers, the designation is culinary, not biological, and if it is a culinary designation, it does not appear to be a widespread one. Fruits (bell peppers are biologically fruits, being the seed bearing part of the plant) have no gender. They are not the plant’s sexual parts, but the vehicles for its offspring, formed only after the plant has been pollinated and fertilized. On most flowering plants, including bell peppers, the flowers that become the fruit have both male and female parts, making them androgynous. All bell peppers, then, are hermaphrodites.
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #1431 on: March 30, 2013, 09:14:54 am »
Hott
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #1432 on: March 31, 2013, 04:48:25 am »
caliente!
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #1433 on: March 31, 2013, 06:54:17 am »
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Gender of Bell Peppers !!
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Did you know you can check the gender of bell peppers? Turn them over...the ones with four bumps are female and those with three bumps are male.

The female peppers are full of seeds, but sweeter and better for eating raw and the males are better for cooking.

I do believe that "bump" is the technical term. I therefore find this post entirely plausible.
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #1434 on: March 31, 2013, 01:18:55 pm »
When buying groceries, I looked at the bottom of my pepper before buying it, so thanks for that I guess.
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #1435 on: March 31, 2013, 02:53:28 pm »
Ugh. Does a pepper have a girl's or boy's ass? BOO TO THAT WHY FIND OUT
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #1436 on: March 31, 2013, 05:27:24 pm »
I swear Alton did a bit about eggplants being male or female based on the shape of the dot on the bottom
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #1437 on: March 31, 2013, 07:05:32 pm »
She must really suck at art.
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #1438 on: March 31, 2013, 10:09:09 pm »
Also, all the colours in the image are inside the lines, so what does that tell you about the aesthetics of the poster?
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #1439 on: April 01, 2013, 02:01:19 am »
Quote from: side_show on March 31, 2013, 10:09:09 pm
Also, all the colours in the image are inside the lines, so what does that tell you about the aesthetics of the poster?

Darn intellectually dishonest poster.  Gosh!
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