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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #1575 on: April 28, 2013, 03:55:18 pm »
Quote from: CortJstr on January 10, 2013, 03:29:21 pm
He was the one telling other people to look it up. Both sides were so adamant they refused to bother googling it. He finally conceded when even the woman who he considers to be the dumbest person in the room joined in opposing him.

After this I'm sure he's the only one that still thought she was the dumbest person in the room.
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #1576 on: May 06, 2013, 09:58:57 pm »
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Guy at my watering hole: "Acap, why do you keep coming to Jack's?They just serve shitty burgers and happen to have beers on tap."
Acap: I was thirsty one day and I sat down. A year later, Jack's was built around me and thirst is a recurring thing.

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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #1577 on: May 09, 2013, 07:19:54 pm »
Caller: "Hi I'm cindy calling from US Pharmacy in New Jersey
Acap: "Awesome!"
Caller: "We're offering a sale on US pharmaceuticals and we would like to give you the opportunity to order your prescriptions at low prices. Are you interested?"
Acap: "Very"
Caller: "What prescriptions are you interested in today?"
Acap: "I'll take a hundred xanax bars, a few dozen ludes, and a brick of viagra."
Caller: "We can help you get great deals on xanax and viagra"

What?

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Guy at my watering hole: "Acap, why do you keep coming to Jack's?They just serve shitty burgers and happen to have beers on tap."
Acap: I was thirsty one day and I sat down. A year later, Jack's was built around me and thirst is a recurring thing.

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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #1578 on: May 24, 2013, 11:01:52 pm »
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Someone with a degree oriented towards law/business/ policy please explains to me the most expeditious path to becoming a politician at a state or national level. I hate our current state of government. It is outmoded, bureaucratic, self righteous, unholy, anti-constitution, anti-freedom, anti-life, anti-American in every way and the ship needs to be righted by men of character and gravity.
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #1579 on: May 28, 2013, 04:39:56 am »
a good friend of mine from HS is a trans-man and posts every day about some outrage of transphobia the media/some organization has committed. Most of the time I have a very hard time figuring out what is outrageous about the instance.

I feel like maybe I am not a good "ally" every time, and then remember that this person has always been self-centered and hypersensitive to the point of complete delusion. This has nothing to do with his politics or gender identity.
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #1580 on: May 28, 2013, 04:33:16 pm »
Morons, a-holes and jerks probably occur at the same frequency in persecuted minorities as in the general population.  It is harder to criticise them however, without being branded a bigot. 
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« Reply #1581 on: May 28, 2013, 04:49:39 pm »
I think they actually occur in higher percentages. Or at least, being persecuted turns people into a particular kind of asshole. I think a lot about this when poor people are being dicks to me at work.
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #1582 on: June 01, 2013, 09:39:23 pm »
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we are part of 118 hackathons today in 14 countries. We are helping the world become a better place. #stl #hackforchange

I am gonna puke every day if I get this job. Puke all the way to the bank.
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« Reply #1583 on: June 01, 2013, 09:48:33 pm »
I had to google hackathon.  From the name I had hoped it was something more misanthropic.  Sorry Inev.
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #1584 on: June 03, 2013, 03:13:19 am »
I called my grandparents to say "happy anniversary" today. My grandmother answered and before I could even get those two words out of my mouth, she started explaining how Barack Hussein Obama was in cahoots with Al Qaeda in a conspiracy to institute sharia law in America.

 I am not Snopes.com, but I have suspicions about the accuracy of her story.
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #1585 on: June 03, 2013, 04:04:46 am »
I went to a party yesterday, a bunch of my mother's cousins were there. I should have written down all of the shit I heard.
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #1586 on: June 03, 2013, 11:08:11 am »
Quote from: Arachno-capitalist on May 09, 2013, 07:19:54 pm
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #1587 on: June 19, 2013, 09:47:04 am »
Ok, but what do we do for all the just kind of shitty people in between.?
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« Reply #1588 on: June 20, 2013, 08:12:04 am »
That's kind of ambiguous as to whether it's good or bad... so that works.
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« Reply #1589 on: June 23, 2013, 05:46:30 pm »
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Acap: I was thirsty one day and I sat down. A year later, Jack's was built around me and thirst is a recurring thing.
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