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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #1590 on: June 23, 2013, 09:47:49 pm »
Some people have no sense of humor. A Friend posted a photo of her dad on Facebook for Father's Day. He was sitting behind the wheel of a race car. Very bad ass. My comment "I didn't know your dad was Steve McQueen." Her reply was "Better looking." One of her friends chimed in "Oh yes, he's much cuter." I shot back "I'll bet he got more pussy too."

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« Reply #1591 on: June 23, 2013, 10:59:45 pm »
I would delete that too.
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« Reply #1592 on: June 23, 2013, 11:47:05 pm »
I thought it was funny.
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« Reply #1593 on: June 24, 2013, 03:51:39 am »
I don't think you did anything wrong. Sometimes people just don't like jokes like that. I worry about things like that ever since I made an off-color joke on a picture of my friend's family member, and then his grandma saw it and apparently asked him about it. Yeesh.

Today was a good one at work. Every customer did at least one thing I couldn't understand. Like, not mean things, just completely bizarre and incomprehensible. MORE THAN ONE PERSON asked for an "ice cream smoothie" and then were confused when I said "one milkshake, coming up!" Multiple people tried to swipe their card on the card reader when my back was turned, before I had even seen that they were there, and one of them got MAD at me when I said "oh, I didn't see you there, can I help you with something ma'am?" She shook her head angrily and walked away muttering.

Also my coworker caught a guy stealing, he yelled at her and called her a bitch, so she told him to get his crackhead ass out of her store, and then he just stood there screaming at her and threatening her until a cop came and made him leave. This guy comes in and buys ice cream cones from me with his food stamp card, and is covered in really scary tattoos. Including knuckle tattoos that say SLOW PAIN. I don't even know what that means on your knuckles.
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #1594 on: June 24, 2013, 06:04:50 am »
Ice cream smoothie, heh heh...
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« Reply #1595 on: June 24, 2013, 06:26:56 am »
She demanded that I remake her "smoothie" with ice cubes blended in. WHAT.
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #1596 on: July 01, 2013, 02:36:51 am »
My coworker overheard a conversation about the posters in my doctor's office (about certain drugs and their side effects), and missed a few important parts. Today he approached me, very concerned, and asked if I still want to kill myself.
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #1597 on: July 01, 2013, 12:29:35 pm »
Quote from: theinevitable on June 24, 2013, 03:51:39 am
"ice cream smoothie"

 Civilization is going to hell in a handbasket.
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #1598 on: July 01, 2013, 09:56:40 pm »
Quote from: wombat on July 01, 2013, 12:29:35 pm
Civilization is going to hell in a handbasket.

Says the woman who feeds brioche to her dog.
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #1599 on: July 01, 2013, 11:06:13 pm »
Which is very civilized.
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #1600 on: July 02, 2013, 01:33:44 am »
At petco dropping off some cats today- saw dog peanut butter for $10, which is just peanut butter without salt or sugar and with flax seed.  Selling for $10!!  Please don't buy that.
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« Reply #1601 on: July 02, 2013, 01:42:30 am »
Quote from: KeithHernandez on July 02, 2013, 01:33:44 am
At petco dropping off some cats today- saw dog peanut butter for $10, which is just peanut butter without salt or sugar and with flax seed.  Selling for $10!!  Please don't buy that.

I can't figure out who buys that kind of stuff, except I think it's the result of years of advice not to feed dogs "people food." So some people are afraid to use anything that isn't labelled specifically for dogs. Which is a totally bizarre situation when at the same time high-end dog food companies are touting their human-quality ingredients.

You can also buy canned pumpkin especially for dogs which is basically just canned pumpkin at twice or three times the human-canned-pumpkin price.
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #1602 on: July 02, 2013, 01:58:37 am »
That reminds me of this book I read once. But that was about alien pets, so, you know, completely different.
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #1603 on: July 02, 2013, 02:49:06 am »
Yeah and what's the deal with giving dogs "dogbones" anyway? There's all kinds of human bones all over the place. Some even wrapped in meat.
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #1604 on: July 02, 2013, 12:37:10 pm »
Quote from: jay-ell on July 02, 2013, 01:58:37 am
That reminds me of this book I read once. But that was about alien pets, so, you know, completely different.

Extrapolating from current trends, isn't that what SF is all about?
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