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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #1635 on: October 10, 2013, 01:46:27 am »
People will literally believe anything.
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« Reply #1636 on: October 10, 2013, 03:39:31 pm »
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« Reply #1637 on: October 10, 2013, 03:51:18 pm »
That is brilliant.
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« Reply #1638 on: October 15, 2013, 03:56:27 pm »
There is this guy at work who always wants to "prove" to me that he is smarter/knows more than me, even though he didn't go to college. I would be open to the possibility if he said anything that wasn't completely bonkers.

Yesterday I posted an article about pre-columbian American civilizations and he responded "I already knew this." Something about that made me laugh so hard I almost fell off the bed. You already knew what? Everything in the article?
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« Reply #1639 on: October 15, 2013, 07:18:19 pm »
I just one upped him. :)
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« Reply #1640 on: October 15, 2013, 07:57:03 pm »
Yeah, the Atlantic sometimes has excellent stuff. Especially Ta-Nehisi Coates. He is The Boss.

I want to say, this guy is definitely smart. But the ways he tries to prove he is smart reveal more about the chip on his shoulder than his intelligence.
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« Reply #1641 on: October 15, 2013, 08:07:30 pm »
Quote from: theinevitable on October 15, 2013, 03:56:27 pm
There is this guy at work who always wants to "prove" to me that he is smarter/knows more than me, even though he didn't go to college. I would be open to the possibility if he said anything that wasn't completely bonkers.

Yesterday I posted an article about pre-columbian American civilizations and he responded "I already knew this." Something about that made me laugh so hard I almost fell off the bed. You already knew what? Everything in the article?

I worked with that guy at grocery store, too. I made the mistake of telling them I was going to nerd camp for a few weeks and he spent the night drawing out the most efficient way to get around the store. Then he posted out his maps on the back of the cardboard display blocking off our work area.
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #1642 on: October 25, 2013, 04:11:55 pm »
People fainting at Obama speeches, is that the best you've got crazy republicans? I just thought this was hilarious.
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #1643 on: October 30, 2013, 12:35:18 am »
This group of girls I am friends with posted this article and are all talking about it and living it.

A related trend, not mentioned in the article, is guys I know saying "I don't want to live in this fuck*ng planet anymore" and "I give up on human civilization" and "shoot me into the sun, I volunteer, get me away from this fuck*ng witch thing."

The idea that this isn't just my roommate's ex and her weird friends, that queer overeducated women all over the country are into this weird bullshit, is just too much for me to handle. I can't take it.

I want to say something about how post-colonial theory and postmodernism have poisoned their brains until they are incapable of discerning actually valid thoughts or opinions from brainless ancient cultural detritus, but, that is maybe not exactly what I mean.
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« Reply #1644 on: October 30, 2013, 12:54:30 am »
Is anyone really taking it seriously? That front page article seems to lay this out as something bored young people are doing to add theatrics to their lives. Like a LARP for hipster girls.
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« Reply #1645 on: October 30, 2013, 01:23:57 am »
it is like that, probably. But like, I don't hang out with LARP dudes who talk about their characters and wear LARP gear all the time, why would I want to be around "Witch LARP" girls who talk about candles and seances all the time.
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #1646 on: October 30, 2013, 01:41:20 am »
Quote from: Article
You have all these people who are disillusioned with big institutions – religions, corporations, big money – who want to connect to a larger meaning

They are looking for somebody different to lie to them.
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« Reply #1647 on: October 30, 2013, 03:59:13 am »
Quote from: theinevitable on October 30, 2013, 01:23:57 am
it is like that, probably. But like, I don't hang out with LARP dudes who talk about their characters and wear LARP gear all the time, why would I want to be around "Witch LARP" girls who talk about candles and seances all the time.

Same reason we want to be around all the girls?
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« Reply #1648 on: October 30, 2013, 06:28:01 am »
Doc is all, bone! Bone! Bone! Bone!
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« Reply #1649 on: October 30, 2013, 10:24:08 pm »
Quote from: theinevitable on October 30, 2013, 12:35:18 am
I want to say something about how post-colonial theory and postmodernism have poisoned their brains until they are incapable of discerning actually valid thoughts or opinions from brainless ancient cultural detritus, but, that is maybe not exactly what I mean.

When I took this photo last week I didn't know it was a thing.

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