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[jay-ell]

An acquaintance from high school changed his profile pic to a well-photoshopped image of Gandalf staring at the screen of an Mac laptop. I commented, "Dude, how long has it been since we saw you last?" He commented back, "LOL I started growing my beard out right after we hung out, it's only been about 120 years or so." Which opened him right up for the zinger:

"No, you look the same, but when did you become a Mac person?"

His response?

"Oh lol i thought you were saying I looked old, i'm not a Mac person lol"

SMH.

[ianmalcolm2]

it's the tragedy of comedy —— the straight man always wins, while even the clever fool steps on a rake

[jaydub]

Basically the problem with palm oil is the plantations are built on land cleared of rainforests or other, native, plants that are necessary for the local ecosystem to maintain its diversity and "health".  The alternative is probably to avoid buying processed food.  The food engineers (a real occupation) look at the components of any given recipe and find low cost alternatives to them. Butter -> palm oil. Yeast -> baking soda. Cocoa butter -> palm oil. Pecans -> walnuts. Meat -> soy protein filler. Cheese cultures and rennet -> bioreactor fermented enzymes and hydrocolloids. Cream -> dextrins, emulsifiers, xanthan or guar gums, carrageenan...and palm oil.  Industrially produced, refined components used in processed, canned, or packaged goods are most efficiently obtained through monoculture fields and plantations, which displace native plant life.

[AugustWest]

it's the tragedy of comedy —— the straight man always wins, while even the clever fool steps on a rake

[pmcd9]

Actual Strangers Kissing for the First Time

[AugustWest]

Actual Strangers Kissing for the First Time

I like this one too.

I still say that despite the fact that the original was slickly made and featured pretty people, much of the awkwardness and chemistry was genuine.

Also, what's up with the guy in the "Dope" hat.  It's hard to believe he's self-aware enough to realize he's a dope, but it's nice that he's thoughtful enough to advertise the fact.

[jay-ell]

I'm with EggMan. I like them both.

Although, who let Robert Plant in on this? He seemed like a creeper.

[pmcd9]

I'm sure I would love the first one if they weren't trying to pretend it were real.

[pmcd9]

"I've decided to stop wearing underwear."

My cousin posted this on Facebook. When I left a sarcastic reply I had no idea I was falling into a trap. Apparently it's one of those meme's where you post something stupid without explanation and if someone comments on it they are tagged and have to do the same thing.

I only fell for it because she is known to overshare anyway. So I had to change my status to "Guess it was 2 good 2 b true I'm pregnant."

Yay, I just found a new reason to unfollow people.

[wombat]

I was wondering if you had been hacked.

I have been unfollowing a few people who I was putting up with because they were vaguely work-related but had gotten too annoying. This was my reward for not unfollowing all the writers who are more successful than me and posting photos of their trips to warm places.

[pmcd9]

This was my reward for not unfollowing all the writers who are more successful than me and posting photos of their trips to warm places.

Well I'm glad you are doing it for the right reasons.

PS- I deleted that stupid post.

[side_show]

Actual stupid headline Underweight People Have a High Chance of Dying Too .  Ummmm...  I'm pretty sure all people have a high chance of dying.  I'm pretty sure most, if not all people, will die.

[Carlos del Vaca]

It's just a question of how far out you want to extend the horizon.

[Carlos del Vaca]

It ain't about how long, it's about what you cram in there anyways.

THAT'S WHAT YER MOM SAID

ZING

[pmcd9]

Asparagus is a grower not a shower.