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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #2130 on: November 15, 2017, 12:59:31 am »

For some reason i have permanently crossed my wires and always think prima (cousin) is novia (girlfriend). This keeps resulting in Rude Moments by yours truly.

They don’t even say “novia” in Chile! They say “polola” which i think is very cute.
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« Reply #2131 on: November 16, 2017, 12:03:04 pm »

“Jesus, so, are we the only normal people in this family?”
My grandpa: “well, hm, Daniel, i would say, for example... well your mother’s cousin... yes. To your question, yes.”
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #2132 on: December 02, 2017, 04:09:54 am »

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« Reply #2133 on: April 20, 2018, 02:41:31 am »

our socialist org has a local convention next month and I am running to be a delegate. Our branch is the biggest in the city (over 1000 members last I checked) so we get like 60 reps. There was a thread of "who to vote for that you might not personally know" and this woman said maybe the 2nd best compliment I've ever gotten. She said "vote for [theinevitable], he does a ton of work and nobody knows because he isn't bossy and doesn't have an ego about it." As a major over-talker this is a characteristic I have really tried to cultivate.

On the other hand, literally everyone except me voted for a new "branch priority" that the urban planner in me cannot get entirely behind. And so lately I am flaking because my heart is not in it. (Also, spending time with the GF or hibernating instead of going to really long meetings). This is the downside of trying to be a follower.
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #2134 on: April 21, 2018, 06:56:52 pm »

if someone is a journalist and you two are in contact about your job for an interview

it is not a date
they do not want you to ask them out
they do not want to flirt
they do not want you to text them at 1am asking "r u up, what r u up to haha"

they are just trying to do their job.

Come on dude.
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« Reply #2135 on: April 22, 2018, 06:49:17 pm »

if someone is a journalist and you two are in contact about your job for an interview

it is not a date
they do not want you to ask them out
they do not want to flirt
they do not want you to text them at 1am asking "r u up, what r u up to haha"

they are just trying to do their job.

Come on dude.

Is this self talk helping?
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« Reply #2136 on: April 22, 2018, 07:22:27 pm »

(The gf is a journalist, if this helps explain)
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #2137 on: April 22, 2018, 08:59:08 pm »

Holy shit if a source texted me anything at 1 am I'd call the cops. Wtf is the matter with people men.
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #2138 on: Yesterday at 03:24:52 am »

(The gf is a journalist, if this helps explain)

It does because the "r u up, what r u up to haha" did not sound like you.
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #2139 on: Yesterday at 03:09:08 pm »

Sounds like there's two pieces to write, the original and the other one that puts that fuck on a rail.
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