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Re: For our own good?
« Reply #30 on: November 24, 2010, 05:52:22 pm »
dear wombat,

i appreciate the research you did for this thread. i used some of the sources you cited that i had not already come across for a paper.

sincerely,

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Re: For our own good?
« Reply #31 on: November 24, 2010, 06:03:23 pm »
Alright already, I'll stop using my cell phone while I drive.
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Re: For our own good?
« Reply #32 on: November 24, 2010, 06:44:59 pm »
WIN!!!
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Re: For our own good?
« Reply #33 on: November 24, 2010, 08:42:33 pm »
You're welcome, gk, and thank you, Paul.
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Re: For our own good?
« Reply #34 on: November 25, 2010, 02:03:03 am »
Quote from: side_show on November 24, 2010, 02:05:43 pm
The police do pull people over here, as it's illegal, and they have police out on the road all the time specifically looking for driving infractions of all sorts.  They give out hefty tickets for cell use- all the heftier if there are other infractions. 
During a panel on the legalization of medical marijuana, the representative from the law enforcement community said 'We're not out on the street looking for people who have a joint, thats not what we do. We have better things to do with our limited resources - like protect from and solve real crimes.

My question is as follows: Is your local community so utopian that every real crime has been prevented and solved and every real criminal has been captured and brought to justice? If so, please enlighten the rest of the world as to how you arrived at that situation. If no, then stop looking for cell phones and get back to looking for the rapists, murderers, and thieves.
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Re: For our own good?
« Reply #35 on: November 25, 2010, 02:04:49 am »
Quote from: pmcd9 on November 24, 2010, 06:03:23 pm
Alright already, I'll stop using my cell phone while I drive.
Does this promise include dialing internet friends from your butt while you drive?
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Acap: I was thirsty one day and I sat down. A year later, Jack's was built around me and thirst is a recurring thing.

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Re: For our own good?
« Reply #36 on: November 25, 2010, 02:14:57 am »
Quote from: Arachno-capitalist on November 25, 2010, 02:03:03 am
If no, then stop looking for cell phones and get back to looking for the rapists, murderers, and thieves.

Which they could do if people would just hang up and drive, instead of believing that they could circumvent the principles of their basic neural circuitry by "trying hard to be careful" and "being smarter than everyone else."



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Re: For our own good?
« Reply #37 on: November 25, 2010, 02:43:17 am »
Quote from: pmcd9 on November 24, 2010, 06:03:23 pm
Alright already, I'll stop using my cell phone while I drive.

I will too. I might have to tape a photo of Wombat giving me a stern look to my dashboard, though.
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Re: For our own good?
« Reply #38 on: November 25, 2010, 02:45:49 am »
Perhaps, though, she'd prefer we use a Guilt Pug instead?
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Re: For our own good?
« Reply #39 on: November 25, 2010, 02:55:14 am »
I'll have to think about what I could come up with for those possibilities. Or you could just buy an Oprah sticker:

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Re: For our own good?
« Reply #40 on: November 25, 2010, 02:57:49 am »


Lilly says, Is that a PHONE in your hand?
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Re: For our own good?
« Reply #41 on: November 25, 2010, 02:59:14 am »
PUG IN A BUG? OH MY GUG!
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Re: For our own good?
« Reply #42 on: November 25, 2010, 03:36:57 am »
Yeah, Oprah posters and whatever thats great, I believe in the mission of getting people to shut up and drive. Where we differ is in the police action.
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Re: For our own good?
« Reply #43 on: November 25, 2010, 04:36:23 am »
oh god, now I'm imagining the future, when teenagers have conversations where they get self-righteous about friends who talk on a phone in/near a car.
"TALKING AND DRIVING KILLS. YOU'RE AN IDIOT."
"wait, guys, have you ever driven a car? do you know anything about this? I... I'm not talking and driving. I am not even close to doing that."
"MY MOM SAID I SHOULD TAKE YOUR KEYS AWAY."

ok this parallel is not working out as well as it does in my head.
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Re: For our own good?
« Reply #44 on: November 25, 2010, 04:39:12 am »
"THE PUG BUG TOLD ME IT IS BAD. THAT MAKES YOU BAD AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD!"
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