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Signs of End Times
« on: November 21, 2010, 09:42:44 pm »
Post your links and pics of things that lead you to believe we are all going to hell in a hand basket here.

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Re: Signs of End Times
« Reply #1 on: November 21, 2010, 10:38:22 pm »
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« Reply #2 on: November 21, 2010, 11:16:35 pm »
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Re: Signs of End Times
« Reply #3 on: November 21, 2010, 11:59:48 pm »
For me, ##### Off Dance Off is good news for the future, other than the lady I saw was too skinny for my taste.
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Re: Signs of End Times
« Reply #4 on: November 22, 2010, 03:08:39 am »
Quote from: Nabubrush on November 21, 2010, 11:59:48 pm
For me, ##### Off Dance Off is good news for the future, other than the lady I saw was too skinny for my taste.

jodi sweetin was the host of that show for a hot minute.
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Re: Signs of End Times
« Reply #5 on: November 22, 2010, 03:42:36 am »
That completely distracted me from watching football for 5min.
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« Reply #6 on: November 22, 2010, 06:41:02 pm »
I was unable to link to the Canadian version, which was far less entertaining, and more... uncoordinated, arrogant people dancing.  Admittedly the American version is less a sign of end times.

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« Reply #7 on: November 22, 2010, 09:25:51 pm »
Quote from: side_show on November 22, 2010, 06:41:02 pm
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Re: Signs of End Times
« Reply #8 on: November 22, 2010, 11:07:53 pm »
I can't imagine you'd ever need one with that magnificent 'stache.
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« Reply #9 on: November 23, 2010, 12:16:03 am »
You could totally make holes for the Stache.  That would increase the WTF factor dramatically.

That one on the right was a little Klanny for my tastes.
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Re: Signs of End Times
« Reply #10 on: November 24, 2010, 11:13:46 pm »
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« Reply #11 on: November 25, 2010, 02:17:58 am »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UP73cK3GXdo - Asst. Tres Sec Kashkari didn't know or care how or where the $700,000,000,000 TARP funds went. We still don't know to this day. Theres hundreds of criminal trials going on to figure it out.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1PEdYYv0ig - Theres no exit strategy.

Financial Armageddon and the resulting overnight government expenditure of nearly a trillion dollars - and the unaccountability for where that money went. That is a sign of the end times to me. To live in a time where that kind of shenanigans goes down - that kind of society isn't constructing a solid base for the future. And here we are.
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« Reply #12 on: November 25, 2010, 02:38:23 am »
I totally believe you, but what do we do? Do I keep writing a book that's not supposed to come out till next fall and believe that there will still be publishing companies and bookstores in a year, or do I start hoarding canned goods?  I really do wonder sometimes.
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« Reply #13 on: November 25, 2010, 03:42:22 am »
Quote from: wombat on November 25, 2010, 02:38:23 am
I totally believe you, but what do we do? Do I keep writing a book that's not supposed to come out till next fall and believe that there will still be publishing companies and bookstores in a year, or do I start hoarding canned goods?  I really do wonder sometimes.
Yes ma'am this is a daily discussion I have within my own investment group and the people I work for. The fundamentals are in place for now, but the way at which we've arrived at those fundamentals is questionable. How does one have long term growth if you borrow trillions of dollars from the future????

[edit: I can make a metric shit ton of money either way]
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« Reply #14 on: November 25, 2010, 12:44:47 pm »
I had a moment of jealousy there but then I thought, is the metric shit ton of money going to do you any good when we're wandering the post-apocalyptic landscape scavenging for hoards of canned goods and a can opener? Thank goodness so many cans are made with pop-tops now, at least.
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