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Re: 20-02-11 - Knocked up by some smooth-talkin' FedEx deliveryman
« Reply #75 on: March 09, 2011, 06:24:19 am »
Quote from: littlefallsmets on March 09, 2011, 06:18:09 am
We have finally found The Saddest Thing.

Nah, there's a lot of comic potential there.
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Re: 20-02-11 - Knocked up by some smooth-talkin' FedEx deliveryman
« Reply #76 on: March 09, 2011, 06:38:48 am »
Baby Blues... with cats.

I mean, even if he could probably do a funnier version of Baby Blues with cats than most would, it would be a great shame in terms of the misapplication of talents.
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Re: 20-02-11 - Knocked up by some smooth-talkin' FedEx deliveryman
« Reply #77 on: March 09, 2011, 06:46:51 am »
Quote from: littlefallsmets on March 09, 2011, 06:38:48 am
I mean, even if he could probably do a funnier version of Baby Blues with cats than most would, it would be a great shame in terms of the misapplication of talents.

Sorry man, the golden age has come to an end.
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Re: 20-02-11 - Knocked up by some smooth-talkin' FedEx deliveryman
« Reply #78 on: March 09, 2011, 06:54:15 am »
Don't we get a silver age or a bronze age or something first?

Do we always have to jump straight from the golden age to the lead-plumbing age directly?
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Re: 20-02-11 - Knocked up by some smooth-talkin' FedEx deliveryman
« Reply #79 on: March 09, 2011, 07:04:12 am »
Hey, I'm just trying to get the man moving forward again.  Ha ha.
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Re: 20-02-11 - Knocked up by some smooth-talkin' FedEx deliveryman
« Reply #80 on: March 09, 2011, 03:06:31 pm »
Quote from: Asherdan on March 09, 2011, 02:57:01 pm
Listen to the guys who ain't married or breeding talk about someone who has and how it makes them suck.

Bigots.

Perhaps it's just as well that they don't reproduce, eh?
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Re: 20-02-11 - Knocked up by some smooth-talkin' FedEx deliveryman
« Reply #81 on: March 09, 2011, 05:26:11 pm »
Quote from: Asherdan on March 09, 2011, 02:57:01 pm
Listen to the guys who ain't married or breeding talk about someone who has and how it makes them suck.

So thinking that in general family humor sucks means that I think that families suck?  Wow, that's one hell of a leap.

Quote from: Asherdan on March 09, 2011, 03:10:16 pm
Too many years of lowest common denominator media has made 'family humuor must sux' some kind of trope.

I'm glad that you realize this.

Quote from: Asherdan on March 09, 2011, 03:10:16 pm
I forgive them though.

You should be apologizing.
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Re: 20-02-11 - Knocked up by some smooth-talkin' FedEx deliveryman
« Reply #82 on: March 09, 2011, 06:47:29 pm »
Quote from: Asherdan on March 09, 2011, 06:14:54 pm
And yet you won't realize that perhaps it could be done well. If not, explain to me why Onstad or another creator couldn't do right.

Quote from: pmcd9 on March 09, 2011, 06:24:19 am
there's a lot of comic potential there.

Quote from: Asherdan on March 09, 2011, 06:14:54 pm
I mean c'mon, you went along with sMets tying Achewood to Baby Blues.

Not really.  I was mostly just goading sMets.

But even if I did, that doesn't mean I think guys with wives and kids suck.  You really need to take that back.
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Re: 20-02-11 - Knocked up by some smooth-talkin' FedEx deliveryman
« Reply #83 on: March 09, 2011, 08:50:48 pm »
I don't hate you either.
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Re: 20-02-11 - Knocked up by some smooth-talkin' FedEx deliveryman
« Reply #84 on: March 09, 2011, 09:00:07 pm »
Hug it out, now.
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Re: 20-02-11 - Knocked up by some smooth-talkin' FedEx deliveryman
« Reply #85 on: March 10, 2011, 03:31:06 am »
It does say "Fap" in the lower left corner.
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Re: 20-02-11 - Knocked up by some smooth-talkin' FedEx deliveryman
« Reply #86 on: March 10, 2011, 04:06:45 am »
Quote from: JorgeFabregas on March 10, 2011, 03:31:06 am
It does say "Fap" in the lower left corner.

a hug is a hug...
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Re: 20-02-11 - Knocked up by some smooth-talkin' FedEx deliveryman
« Reply #87 on: March 10, 2011, 04:35:43 am »
Good Lo... Oh wait.
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Re: 20-02-11 - Knocked up by some smooth-talkin' FedEx deliveryman
« Reply #88 on: March 10, 2011, 01:23:23 pm »
People are fapping to Paul?
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Re: 20-02-11 - Knocked up by some smooth-talkin' FedEx deliveryman
« Reply #89 on: March 10, 2011, 03:22:20 pm »
How did you...

dammit i thought i had the webcam off...
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