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Author Topic: FakeBall Cowhide Sphere '11 - AKA Joe Schlabiotnik's Zobmie Corpse  (Read 38004 times)

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Re: FakeBall Cowhide Sphere '11 - AKA Joe Schlabiotnik's Zobmie Corpse
« Reply #75 on: April 04, 2011, 05:01:57 pm »
Quote from: Carlos del Vaca on April 04, 2011, 04:38:30 pm
Those are points they scored while in the line-up.  You can move your players from the active lineup to the bench on a daily basis.  So if it's a day when some teams have off-days, you shift the guys on the bench who are active to the line-up for guys who are off.  When there's a full slate of 15 games, that's when you have to decide who plays and who sits.

And there goes another of my only advantages.
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Re: FakeBall Cowhide Sphere '11 - AKA Joe Schlabiotnik's Zobmie Corpse
« Reply #76 on: April 04, 2011, 05:32:15 pm »
oh snap this i did not know
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Re: FakeBall Cowhide Sphere '11 - AKA Joe Schlabiotnik's Zobmie Corpse
« Reply #77 on: April 04, 2011, 05:58:48 pm »
Quote from: Choop on April 04, 2011, 05:32:15 pm
oh snap this i did not know

Dammit.
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Re: FakeBall Cowhide Sphere '11 - AKA Joe Schlabiotnik's Zobmie Corpse
« Reply #78 on: April 04, 2011, 07:18:47 pm »
Quote from: Nabubrush on April 04, 2011, 05:01:57 pm
And there goes another of my only advantages.

I thought twice about posting this, but I didn't think it fair to keep it under wraps.  And I am not the least bit worried about finishing ahead of Choop, anyway.
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Re: FakeBall Cowhide Sphere '11 - AKA Joe Schlabiotnik's Zobmie Corpse
« Reply #79 on: April 04, 2011, 07:23:37 pm »
Quote from: Carlos del Vaca on April 04, 2011, 07:18:47 pm
I thought twice about posting this, but I didn't think it fair to keep it under wraps.  And I am not the least bit worried about finishing ahead of Choop, anyway.

I'm not the least bit worried about finishing ahead of anyone. Much in the same way that I am not the least bit worried about dying in an unfortunate train derailment on the Kashmir Railway.
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Re: FakeBall Cowhide Sphere '11 - AKA Joe Schlabiotnik's Zobmie Corpse
« Reply #80 on: April 04, 2011, 07:27:10 pm »
Quote from: Carlos del Vaca on April 04, 2011, 07:18:47 pm
I thought twice about posting this, but I didn't think it fair to keep it under wraps.  And I am not the least bit worried about finishing ahead of Choop, anyway.

damn dude, insult to injury
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Re: FakeBall Cowhide Sphere '11 - AKA Joe Schlabiotnik's Zobmie Corpse
« Reply #81 on: April 04, 2011, 08:24:31 pm »
Christ, you guys are monitoring this daily? I'm boned.
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Re: FakeBall Cowhide Sphere '11 - AKA Joe Schlabiotnik's Zobmie Corpse
« Reply #82 on: April 05, 2011, 01:08:26 am »
okay can anybody explain the system designating who's on the can't cut list. i fucked myself over on the gridiron with a guy on that list, and it looks like the autodraft might have fucked me on a slot here too.
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Re: FakeBall Cowhide Sphere '11 - AKA Joe Schlabiotnik's Zobmie Corpse
« Reply #83 on: April 05, 2011, 01:09:56 am »
Don't worry.

If I've learned anything about fantasy sports, it is that sometimes overthinking is more deadly than diligent guessing.

That's me. I'm the guy that overthinks.
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Re: FakeBall Cowhide Sphere '11 - AKA Joe Schlabiotnik's Zobmie Corpse
« Reply #84 on: April 05, 2011, 01:42:10 pm »
Quote from: Choop on April 05, 2011, 01:08:26 am
okay can anybody explain the system designating who's on the can't cut list. i fucked myself over on the gridiron with a guy on that list, and it looks like the autodraft might have fucked me on a slot here too.

I can't, but I ran into a problem with it a couple years ago.  Normally the can't cut list is guys you wouldn't want to cut anyway, but I had one get injured.  Once it became clear he was going to be on the DL most or all of the rest of the season, they took him off the can't cut list.
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Re: FakeBall Cowhide Sphere '11 - AKA Joe Schlabiotnik's Zobmie Corpse
« Reply #85 on: April 07, 2011, 01:52:37 am »
I was wondering why it was so hard to find a good backup shortstop and then I realized:

The Modern Dance alone has the starting shortstops for the Mets, the Yankees, the Cubs and the Marlins. All on one team.

Interesting.

Anyway. I am starting to feel a little better about my team. I have no chance of winning the stolen base category basically ever and I am mediocre at getting saves...

However I got a decent chance in most of the other categories.
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Re: FakeBall Cowhide Sphere '11 - AKA Joe Schlabiotnik's Zobmie Corpse
« Reply #86 on: April 07, 2011, 02:32:39 am »
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3B Evan Longoria shaved off his bushy mullet after a rough spring that saw him placed on the DL with an oblique strain, one of his cars stolen, his spring home burglarized and his team start 0-3.

And that's just one of my guys. This is going to be a long season.
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Re: FakeBall Cowhide Sphere '11 - AKA Joe Schlabiotnik's Zobmie Corpse
« Reply #87 on: April 07, 2011, 05:44:49 am »
Quote from: littlefallsmets on April 07, 2011, 01:52:37 am
I was wondering why it was so hard to find a good backup shortstop and then I realized:

The Modern Dance alone has the starting shortstops for the Mets, the Yankees, the Cubs and the Marlins. All on one team.

Interesting.

Anyway. I am starting to feel a little better about my team. I have no chance of winning the stolen base category basically ever and I am mediocre at getting saves...

However I got a decent chance in most of the other categories.
Saves and stolen bases can almost always be had on the waiver wire. Because players accumulating saves or steals are often otherwise crappy.
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Re: FakeBall Cowhide Sphere '11 - AKA Joe Schlabiotnik's Zobmie Corpse
« Reply #88 on: April 07, 2011, 05:51:35 am »
It looks like it's gonna be a hell of a long season for the Astros, but on the next to last play of today's game the announcer caught a foul ball with his bare hands. 
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Re: FakeBall Cowhide Sphere '11 - AKA Joe Schlabiotnik's Zobmie Corpse
« Reply #89 on: April 11, 2011, 04:18:55 am »
The Modern Dance snuck in and tied me for "saves" at the last minute and it... really kinda messed with me.

Well-played.
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