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Re: A Matter of Taste
« Reply #15 on: May 16, 2011, 04:31:28 am »
there is definitely an underlying taste that is the same for all pussy, though.

have I told you guys about the time my ex accused me of putting semen in her food?
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Re: A Matter of Taste
« Reply #16 on: May 16, 2011, 08:16:34 pm »
No, but this is the correct medium.

Proceed.
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Re: A Matter of Taste
« Reply #17 on: May 25, 2011, 08:23:43 pm »
so, my mom makes homemade tortillas. At some point she figured out that when they are cooling, if you wrap them in a towel that has ever been washed with detergent/softener, the tortillas will taste like weird chemicals. So she had a special towel that she only washed by hand.

One day, my sister was helping, and my mom forgot to mention this step, so they came out tasting funny. Fresh off the presses, I brought some over to my current GF, who accused me of somehow adding my semen to the food. "I mean, I don't care, I'm not mad... but you did, right?"
Later my mom called and told me to tell them not to eat any of the tortillas, but by then the damage was done. So... it tastes like that? Shit.
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Re: A Matter of Taste
« Reply #18 on: May 25, 2011, 10:34:32 pm »
flour or corn?
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Re: A Matter of Taste
« Reply #19 on: May 25, 2011, 10:40:42 pm »
flour. I just got her recipe, and she taught me to make her awesome salsa, and I'm thinking about making some hand-formed ones. RAD.

I have really never had a salsa that tastes like my mom's. SO GOOD. I think it is because she uses a ton of balsamic vinegar? Other than that it's just salt, pepper, tons of cilantro, red onion, tomatoes.
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Re: A Matter of Taste
« Reply #20 on: May 25, 2011, 11:34:17 pm »
Quote from: theinevitable on May 25, 2011, 08:23:43 pm
so, my mom makes homemade tortillas. At some point she figured out that when they are cooling, if you wrap them in a towel that has ever been washed with detergent/softener, the tortillas will taste like weird chemicals. So she had a special towel that she only washed by hand.

One day, my sister was helping, and my mom forgot to mention this step, so they came out tasting funny. Fresh off the presses, I brought some over to my current GF, who accused me of somehow adding my semen to the food. "I mean, I don't care, I'm not mad... but you did, right?"
Later my mom called and told me to tell them not to eat any of the tortillas, but by then the damage was done. So... it tastes like that? Shit.

Did you post this for Towel Day?
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Re: A Matter of Taste
« Reply #21 on: May 25, 2011, 11:45:48 pm »
So, she either knows what semen in food tastes like or this is her first assumption? Hm. Well, good on you that she didn't have an issue with it.
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Re: A Matter of Taste
« Reply #22 on: May 26, 2011, 12:06:29 am »
Now you guys have me thinking about what it was like to date a girl who loved blowjobs. Hoo boy.
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Re: A Matter of Taste
« Reply #23 on: May 26, 2011, 12:10:05 am »
Quote from: theinevitable on May 26, 2011, 12:06:29 am
Now you guys have me thinking about what it was like to date a girl who loved blowjobs. Hoo boy.

If at all possible, I advise marrying a woman like that. I'm just saying.
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Re: A Matter of Taste
« Reply #24 on: May 26, 2011, 01:05:57 am »
I have tasted semen that has flavours in common with the way bleach smells so I can definitely see how the connection could be made.
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Re: A Matter of Taste
« Reply #25 on: May 26, 2011, 01:31:20 am »
Is it wrong of me that I don't care if she likes them so long as she keeps giving them?
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Re: A Matter of Taste
« Reply #26 on: May 26, 2011, 03:08:43 am »
hm. maybe.


Mostly, women who enjoy giving blowjobs are more likely to be good at it, and to want to do it more often.
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Re: A Matter of Taste
« Reply #27 on: May 26, 2011, 04:37:39 am »
Quote from: pmcd9 on May 26, 2011, 01:31:20 am
Is it wrong of me that I don't care if she likes them so long as she keeps giving them?

Not only is it wrong, I don't even believe you feel that way, considering the difference when the partner is enthusiastic.
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Re: A Matter of Taste
« Reply #28 on: May 26, 2011, 05:39:49 am »
I can recall instances where I could tell she was not into it, yet I did not want her to stop.
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Re: A Matter of Taste
« Reply #29 on: May 26, 2011, 07:50:14 am »
I'm still trying to get over 'I'm not mad, I'm ok with it.'
If someone put bodily fluids into my food without telling me I'd probably be mad and I'm not sure how I'd feel about someone that isn't.
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