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Re: I never...
« Reply #15 on: May 28, 2011, 03:41:34 am »
hm.

I have never played a song all the way through on my guitar on my own. (IE, without a teacher sitting there making me, or a friend playing along)

I have never touched a gun.

I have never caught a giraffe.

I have never lived alone.

I think until recently I had never eaten a mushroom. Maybe I did when I was a baby?

I have never been to Asia, Africa, Australia, or Antarctica.
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« Reply #16 on: May 28, 2011, 03:57:54 am »
This is hard.  I've done pretty much everything you guys have listed except get arrested.  I've been in a bunch of jails and prisons tho...

Haven't been anywhere but the US, Tijuana and Europe.

Haven't had any affairs.  Never had a one night stand, or really any sort of casual sex. 

Lots of movies I haven't seen, especially from the last decade or so.  I'm such a fuck*ng old fogey.

Never taken heroin or crack.

Only lived alone for a couple of months.  Hated it.
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Re: I never...
« Reply #17 on: May 28, 2011, 03:58:47 am »
Quote from: theinevitable on May 28, 2011, 03:41:34 am
I have never caught a giraffe.


It's hard to, because they can see you coming from up there.
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Re: I never...
« Reply #18 on: May 28, 2011, 04:00:08 am »
I, too, have never taken heroin. Lots of opiates, but never the big one. But really, I don't think that's in keeping with the general idea here - unless you think taking heroin and crack are the norm, rather than the exception. I guess maybe I started that with the arrested thing - so I have no one to blame but myself.
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Re: I never...
« Reply #19 on: May 28, 2011, 05:11:27 am »
I've been to Arizona, but not the Grand Canyon.
I've been to Nevada, but not the Hoover Dam.
I've been to NYC, but not the Statue of Liberty or the Empire State Building.
I lived in Alaska but did not go to Mt. McKinley (or Denali now, I guess).

I've been to VA, FL, and TX but never anywhere in the actual South (or what I think of as the South).
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« Reply #20 on: May 28, 2011, 05:24:44 am »
Never lived on campus.
Never taken any illicit drugs beyond weed and LSD.
Never been arrested.
Never taken a girl home from a bar or club. Or a guy for that matter.
Never been sky diving, rock-climbing, or scuba-diving (which, when you live on the great barrier reef is pretty unacceptable).
Never been to Africa, Europe, the Middle East or South America.
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Re: I never...
« Reply #21 on: May 28, 2011, 05:44:27 am »
I have never touched a gun, which is kind of weird cause I grew up on about 60 acres in Oklahoma.

I have been "arrested" twice, but never actually been to jail.

I have done heroin! but I have never smoked crack.  I think I have done meth, but it was supposed to be e, so it doesn't count?  I would kind of like to smoke crack, at least once. 

I haven't seen tons of movies, though I have been catching up in the last few years.  Still never seen:  Godfather (any), actually this list is hard to make, but, basically, if there is an "important" movie and it isn't made by the Coen Bros or some random french dude, I probably haven't seen it.

I don't have any tattoos.  I kind of hate them and kind of know the exact tattoo I want, so it's possible I will have one within the year.

And I know we have been over this, so sorry, but I have literally never experienced adult/late adolescents not high.  I mean, sure, for a few hours, but I have been high everyday except like 10 for the last 10 and a half years.
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Re: I never...
« Reply #22 on: May 28, 2011, 05:49:01 am »
weirdly, I guess I have had a one-night stand. Depending on your definition. There was no penetration, but sexy things occurred ending in orgasms.

...wait, have I had two one night stands? I guess so. If non-penetrative sex acts count.
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Re: I never...
« Reply #23 on: May 28, 2011, 07:11:03 am »
I'm feeling really accomplished right now because I've done most of the stuff listed here.

I've never taken heroin or smoked crack.  I don't think shooting heroin or smoking crack is really a normal thing though.

I've never been sky diving or scuba diving.  You can add snow skiing to that as well.  But are any of those really the norm?

I don't have a tattoo, but that didn't really become the norm until after I was an adult.  Don't want one either.

I've never been to Disney, but never wanted to until just recently.  I saw a friends pictures and it looks like a blast.  At least it's visually stunning.

I can think of a lot of stuff that I haven't done, but nothing that would seem weird that I hadn't ever done.

It's an interesting question.
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Re: I never...
« Reply #24 on: May 28, 2011, 07:28:50 am »
I've never been married.  I guess that's pretty out of the ordinary.
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« Reply #25 on: May 28, 2011, 07:33:13 am »
Sky diving and scuba diving was me trying to think of things I want to do that I've never done. Although having *never* gone scuba diving probably is reasonably unusual around here. Like having never gone skiing if you live in a snowier sort of climate.
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Re: I never...
« Reply #26 on: May 28, 2011, 07:46:25 am »
I've never been married.  I guess that's pretty out of the ordinary.

Hey, me neither!

I've never met Paul or JL or Golfhaus or Q, which is silly. I have lived near JL and Golfhaus and Q, and I feel like EVERYONE but me has met Paul. What gives?
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Re: I never...
« Reply #27 on: May 28, 2011, 08:04:17 am »
I've only met smick.

He's fuck*ng rad, though.
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Re: I never...
« Reply #28 on: May 28, 2011, 09:40:29 am »
I believe I have one: I've never hit a baseball.
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Re: I never...
« Reply #29 on: May 28, 2011, 12:20:03 pm »
Quote from: theinevitable on May 28, 2011, 07:46:25 am
I've never met Paul or JL or Golfhaus or Q, which is silly. I have lived near JL and Golfhaus and Q, and I feel like EVERYONE but me has met Paul. What gives?

I've never met Paul.

I've never done any kind of illegal drugs, but I can't imagine that surprises anyone, since that is exactly the sort of person I play on the Internet.

Smells, go to Disneyland in California. Since it is the first and oldest it practically counts as a historic site. I never wanted to go, but my friend who grew up around there convinced me and it was absolutely fun. I don't do a lot of dumb mindless fun things, but I think because they are just incredibly good at what they do (and because thank God the "it's a small world" ride was broken) I had a really good time.
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