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Re: I never...
« Reply #60 on: May 31, 2011, 01:23:25 pm »
i have had neither my tonsils nor adenoids removed.

I have had my appendix removed and cool scar to prove it.

cool story, bro:

they hadnt turned appendectomy into a same-day procedure when i was 7, so i had to stay in the hospital for a week.  my mom stayed with me and she had to sleep in shitty recliner they had in the room even though she was 7 months pregnant with my brothers big ass.  he ended up weighing 10 Lbs when he was born.
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« Reply #61 on: May 31, 2011, 02:08:44 pm »
Yikes.

I had my tonsils removed, but not my adenoids. I have also had my gall bladder removed, but I still have my appendix.
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« Reply #62 on: May 31, 2011, 03:38:58 pm »
I've never broken a long bone (facial and wrist bones only).  I didn't get around to them until 20, either.  Given my penchant for tree climbing (always with the objective of getting as high up as possible) this remains a minor miracle.  My mom was sure she was raising a future quadriplegic.
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Re: I never...
« Reply #63 on: May 31, 2011, 03:44:05 pm »
The only bone I ever broke was in my big toe - last year, I think. I also dislocated something during the same event.

I've never kicked anybody in the jimmy.
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Re: I never...
« Reply #64 on: May 31, 2011, 04:21:59 pm »
Quote from: Nabubrush on May 31, 2011, 03:44:05 pm
I've never kicked anybody in the jimmy.

same here.  also, i have never been kicked in mine, but my brothers and i used to play "bag tag" at times.

i have never spat on anyone and no one has ever spat on me.  for any reason.  and i hope it stays that way.
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Re: I never...
« Reply #65 on: May 31, 2011, 04:42:15 pm »
I've never heard it called "the jimmy."
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Re: I never...
« Reply #66 on: May 31, 2011, 05:02:52 pm »
Quote from: wombat on May 31, 2011, 04:42:15 pm
I've never heard it called "the jimmy."

Thus the "Jimmy Hat".
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Re: I never...
« Reply #67 on: May 31, 2011, 05:33:07 pm »
I still have my tonsils.
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Re: I never...
« Reply #68 on: May 31, 2011, 09:12:54 pm »
Quote from: Nabubrush on May 31, 2011, 03:44:05 pm
The only bone I ever broke was in my big toe - last year, I think. I also dislocated something during the same event.

I've never kicked anybody in the jimmy.

Me either!

Quote from: greenkoolayd on May 31, 2011, 04:21:59 pm
i have never spat on anyone and no one has ever spat on me.  for any reason.  and i hope it stays that way.

Don't have kids, then.
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Re: I never...
« Reply #69 on: June 01, 2011, 02:32:36 am »
Quote from: wombat on May 31, 2011, 04:42:15 pm
I've never heard it called "the jimmy."

I guess that means you've never heard the song that I consider somewhat of a precursor to Ice-T's Body Count experiment, "The Girl Tried to Kill Me", in which he exclaims "And then she said 'Gimme Gimme Gimme', jumped on my jimmy, and rode me like the wild west". Interesting take on fetishes/non-vanilla sex practices, and also a very non-traditional rap take on sexual dynamics (ie with the woman in charge). Also, this album features a spoken-word intro from Jello Biafra over a Black Sabbath sample. I feel like Ice-T is underappreciated for his rap, if that's possible.

Warning: NSFW.
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Re: I never...
« Reply #70 on: June 01, 2011, 08:42:48 pm »
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Re: I never...
« Reply #71 on: June 02, 2011, 01:06:58 am »
Man, I'm busy for a few days and you guys start a fun 6-page thread on me.

JL, I'm pretty sure Please Island closed in the past year or two. Which is sad because I loved the Adventurers' Club there.

I've never seen any Disney animated movie aside from Little Mermaid (they made us watch it in 6th grade).

I never learned to swim, throw a baseball, ski, skakeboard.

I've literally never touched a cigarette.
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« Reply #72 on: June 02, 2011, 01:22:49 am »
Quote from: CortJstr on June 02, 2011, 01:06:58 am

JL, I'm pretty sure Please Island closed in the past year or two. Which is sad because I loved the Adventurers' Club there.


Yes, but they replaced it with Downtown Disney. I never went to the old PI, but Downtown Disney was pretty hoppin'.
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Re: I never...
« Reply #73 on: June 02, 2011, 01:39:41 am »
I never was in the cub scouts or boy scouts, although my brothers were.
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« Reply #74 on: June 02, 2011, 01:40:06 am »
Quote from: Nabubrush on June 02, 2011, 01:39:41 am
I never was in the cub scouts or boy scouts, although my brothers were.

I was in the cub scouts but have never been camping.
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