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Re: Facebook is the new email
« Reply #30 on: October 05, 2011, 03:59:20 am »
The real lesson here is, if you normally see Einstein but you're drunk enough to see Marilyn, don't take that bitch home and call yourself a damn cab.
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Re: Facebook is the new email
« Reply #31 on: October 05, 2011, 04:47:14 am »
Quote from: jay-ell on October 05, 2011, 03:59:20 am
The real lesson here is, if you normally see Einstein but you're drunk enough to see Marilyn, don't take that bitch home and call yourself a damn cab.

This is wisdom.
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Re: Facebook is the new email
« Reply #32 on: October 05, 2011, 04:53:00 am »
Why do these quote pics get all over me?  Is it because I think the quotes are probably made up?
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Re: Facebook is the new email
« Reply #33 on: October 05, 2011, 05:00:26 pm »
Finally the internet gets it right.
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Re: Facebook is the new email
« Reply #34 on: October 05, 2011, 10:54:31 pm »
Spotted this gem just a few minutes ago. It's almost certainly misattributed, but deep down I still want to believe it's true.

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Re: Facebook is the new email
« Reply #35 on: October 05, 2011, 10:58:48 pm »
Yes, that is definitely too good to fact-check.
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Re: Facebook is the new email
« Reply #36 on: October 06, 2011, 01:19:53 am »
Quote from: pmcd9 on October 05, 2011, 05:00:26 pm
Finally the internet gets it right.


FYI, the internet tells me that quote is actually attributed to Maya Angelou, but who knows if that's even accurate.
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Re: Facebook is the new email
« Reply #37 on: October 06, 2011, 07:02:01 am »
Quote from: jay-ell on October 05, 2011, 10:54:31 pm
Spotted this gem just a few minutes ago. It's almost certainly misattributed, but deep down I still want to believe it's true.



I read it in her voice. So good.
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Re: Facebook is the new email
« Reply #38 on: October 06, 2011, 07:07:29 am »
No no no, y'all are falling into the trap.  Resist this poison.
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Re: Facebook is the new email
« Reply #39 on: October 06, 2011, 09:08:50 am »
Well that certainly didn't take long.
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Re: Facebook is the new email
« Reply #40 on: October 07, 2011, 08:07:49 pm »
This photo

accompanied by this caption
"This photo of mama squirrel is the essence of love and devotion. She would protect her baby with her life. Higher-level emotions - such as love, devotion and compassion - are NOT unique only to humans. Animals possess them, as well."
followed by about 100 or more "Oh this is so precious" comments
shared on my wall by one of my friends, but originally posted on the Paws-sibilities Facebook page
adds up to one more person on my unsubscribe list.

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Re: Facebook is the new email
« Reply #41 on: October 07, 2011, 08:26:54 pm »
First you should post a comment asking if perhaps they are unaware that squirrels often EAT THEIR BABIES. Because that's the first thing that picture looked like to me.
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Re: Facebook is the new email
« Reply #42 on: October 07, 2011, 09:28:09 pm »
I was counting on you Wombat to enlighten me with the grim reality of the situation.  Now I know what to post. 
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Re: Facebook is the new email
« Reply #43 on: October 07, 2011, 10:36:18 pm »
also, that if that squirrel didnt have a cute, fluffy tail, they would want to murder the hell out of it and its babies because its basically a fuck*ng rat.
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Re: Facebook is the new email
« Reply #44 on: October 07, 2011, 11:23:05 pm »
Quote from: wombat on October 07, 2011, 08:26:54 pm
First you should post a comment asking if perhaps they are unaware that squirrels often EAT THEIR BABIES. Because that's the first thing that picture looked like to me.

This, precisely.
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