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Keep on rockin' - 5 January 2004
« on: January 05, 2004, 05:07:52 am »
I just want to say that the toilet paper roll would be insufficient for my junk.

I thank you.
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Keep on rockin' - 5 January 2004
« Reply #1 on: January 05, 2004, 05:24:53 am »
Dammit.  

I don't say this often, but I think I'm too much of a girl to fully appreciate this one.
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Keep on rockin' - 5 January 2004
« Reply #2 on: January 05, 2004, 05:31:32 am »
Cats have smaller genitals, Jough. Duh.
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Keep on rockin' - 5 January 2004
« Reply #3 on: January 05, 2004, 05:35:23 am »
Cats are smaller in general, hence a world tailored to their size would likely also include smaller toilet paper holders.

On second thought, I take it all back.  The cat-c*ck-photo posting fiasco was too recent for me to wish encouraging another such discussion.
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Keep on rockin' - 5 January 2004
« Reply #4 on: January 05, 2004, 06:20:12 am »
OK. Maybe it's just my waiting a week plus for this to show up, or maybe it's the state I'm in after 7 hours solid recording, but oh dear I just laughed my spleen straight across the room.
I'm guessing pepper is to go with rad chilis.
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Keep on rockin' - 5 January 2004
« Reply #5 on: January 05, 2004, 02:17:29 pm »
Yes, it's a good thing the holidays are near, because I would need one of those wrapping paper tubes.  That or a dang ol' missle silo out in Wyoming.
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Keep on rockin' - 5 January 2004
« Reply #6 on: January 05, 2004, 02:29:48 pm »
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On second thought, I take it all back.  The cat-c*ck-photo posting fiasco was too recent for me to wish encouraging another such discussion.


IT WAS JUST A LINK, PEOPLE, NO ONE FORCED YOU TO CLICK IT OR ANYTHING

Also, I love how the first name that comes to Beef's mind as an example of a Good, Productive Life is: Joe Pesci
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Keep on rockin' - 5 January 2004
« Reply #7 on: January 05, 2004, 02:37:16 pm »
I love how Ray always has his priorities straight. Leaving Hell? Can wait, pretty much. Not touching genitals to toilet seat? Totally immediate concern.
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Keep on rockin' - 5 January 2004
« Reply #8 on: January 05, 2004, 02:48:12 pm »
Not just any toilet seat, a toilet seat in a Friendly's, IN HELL.  That's gotta be nasty.
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Keep on rockin' - 5 January 2004
« Reply #9 on: January 05, 2004, 04:23:51 pm »
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Not just any toilet seat, a toilet seat in a Friendly's, IN HELL.  That's gotta be nasty.


Seriously, I'm a little jumping touching the seat in my own house let alone in at Hell-Friendly's. And I know it's hell and all, but you know the side of the seat is ice cold. There's just too much badness there to think about.
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Keep on rockin' - 5 January 2004
« Reply #10 on: January 05, 2004, 04:35:03 pm »
This is not going in a nice direction.

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Keep on rockin' - 5 January 2004
« Reply #11 on: January 05, 2004, 04:57:00 pm »
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This is not going in a nice direction.


Hey, man - don't come knockin' around these parts with that kind of talk. I am trying to take the Classy High Ground with Academy Award-winner Joe Gone giraffein' Pesci; it's everyone else that's all wantin' to talk about their tschonsons.

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Keep on rockin' - 5 January 2004
« Reply #12 on: January 05, 2004, 05:05:08 pm »
I'm guessing that Onstad was a little displeased with the way this one turned out, since Achewood has been loading in my browser for several minutes now, with no sign of life.  Oh the humanity...I always miss the first drafts.

Edit:  Nevermind.  I guess I just ruined the internet for everyone, at least here at school.  I can't connect to a few other places (http://www.snopes.com for example) either.  Just pretend I was never here...
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Keep on rockin' - 5 January 2004
« Reply #13 on: January 05, 2004, 05:07:07 pm »
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This is not going in a nice direction.


Hey, man - don't come knockin' around these parts with that kind of talk. I am trying to take the Classy High Ground with Academy Award-winner Joe Gone giraffein' Pesci; it's everyone else that's all wantin' to talk about their tschonsons.

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Well since you did bring it up, what do you think was on Beef's mind using Joe Pesci as an example of someone living a good life?

~Paul
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Keep on rockin' - 5 January 2004
« Reply #14 on: January 05, 2004, 05:22:37 pm »
Beef obviously watches a lot of movies in the corner of his monitor while coding so he picked an actor. And you can't argue with My Cousin Vinny or Goodfellas. You could maybe attempt a quiet discussion, but as for arguement, the movies would have none of that!
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