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Keep on rockin' - 5 January 2004
« Reply #15 on: January 05, 2004, 05:23:25 pm »
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Seriously, I'm a little jumping touching the seat in my own house let alone in at Hell-Friendly's.


Well, plus it's the rim no less. And that's the nasty part of the toilet that no one should ever have to touch, be it with their junk or no.
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FOOD CHAIN! GET USED TO IT!

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Keep on rockin' - 5 January 2004
« Reply #16 on: January 05, 2004, 06:32:00 pm »
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Well since you did bring it up, what do you think was on Beef's mind using Joe Pesci as an example of someone living a good life?


I am charmed - charmed - imagining that poor little fella thinking to himself, Dang that Joe Pesci seems to really have it all - All fame and respect and makin' people laugh and Academy Award - Bet Joe Pesci didn't get where he's at tuckin' his best friend's junk into tubes all the time

Or, you know, whatever. How he got from A to B (i.e. Joe Pesci as Archetype of the Famous and Successful, featuring runner-up Bill Gates) is just one of those wonderful little thought experiments in empathy that keep us reading.
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Keep on rockin' - 5 January 2004
« Reply #17 on: January 05, 2004, 07:06:45 pm »
Lets not forget Panel #7, featuring dialog superimposed over the nicely-rendered toilet-paper roll with scrap.  

Excellent.
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Keep on rockin' - 5 January 2004
« Reply #18 on: January 05, 2004, 11:25:40 pm »
seriously, this type of thing is what hell is all about. by the time beef gets ray out of that can, the portal between earth and hell will be closed, or worse, and beef will be trapped in hell forever.
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Keep on rockin' - 5 January 2004
« Reply #19 on: January 06, 2004, 12:10:33 am »
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seriously, this type of thing is what hell is all about. by the time beef gets ray out of that can, the portal between earth and hell will be closed, or worse, and beef will be trapped in hell forever.


Or Beef is gonna have to meditate over the 'finger' question while staring into a bowl full of Ray's Stew. That could be what Hell is about, too.
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Keep on rockin' - 5 January 2004
« Reply #20 on: January 06, 2004, 01:24:37 am »
And watch, when they get back to the table their chicken fingers will be cold and the sundae that they brought too soon after bringing the entrees will be all melted, totally depositing chocolate syrup all over their placemats.
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Keep on rockin' - 5 January 2004
« Reply #21 on: January 06, 2004, 01:32:31 am »
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And watch, when they get back to the table their chicken fingers will be cold and the sundae that they brought too soon after bringing the entrees will be all melted, totally depositing chocolate syrup all over their placemats.


A-a-and there was a maze on that placemat, and a wordfind and everything, and it's not really fair that the crayons cost a quarter seeing as you only get like four colors and they're sort of the leper colors like burnt umber and goldenrod and anyway the crayons would last longer, enjoyment-wise, if you're into that sort of thing, than the handful of Chiclets the Jaycees are selling by the entrance for the same price, so try telling that to the invisible hand and you can just forget about trying to order off the kid's menu even if you're not really that hungry -

Ahem.
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Keep on rockin' - 5 January 2004
« Reply #22 on: January 06, 2004, 05:35:19 am »
You are a hoot and a holler St_Zartan.
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Keep on rockin' - 5 January 2004
« Reply #23 on: January 06, 2004, 01:30:03 pm »
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You are a hoot and a holler St_Zartan.


He is.  But isn't it about time he added a clever sig to amuse us all?
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Keep on rockin' - 5 January 2004
« Reply #24 on: January 06, 2004, 03:04:26 pm »
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He is.  But isn't it about time he added a clever sig to amuse us all?


Physician, heal thyself!
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Keep on rockin' - 5 January 2004
« Reply #25 on: January 06, 2004, 03:19:39 pm »
Is it just me, or did that sad naked looking cardboard toilet roll make an appearance in THE BIG LEBOWSKI?
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Keep on rockin' - 5 January 2004
« Reply #26 on: January 06, 2004, 04:23:17 pm »
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He is.  But isn't it about time he added a clever sig to amuse us all?


Ohhhhh no. You're not pulling that one again. Nothing I could possibly say would be worth repeating Every. Single. Time. I posted a message.

If this were 1992, and I was posting the latest cheat codes for Wolfenstein 3-D or Wasteland over a 9600 baud connection to other awkward, trembling fourteen-year-olds in between rounds of Trade Wars, then yes, I could see how a sig would probably be very appropriate.

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Keep on rockin' - 5 January 2004
« Reply #27 on: January 06, 2004, 04:42:37 pm »
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Quote from: "wombat"
He is.  But isn't it about time he added a clever sig to amuse us all?


Physician, heal thyself!


But no one ever called me a hoot, I don't have that reputation to uphold.  I don't even know how to use the italics on this messageboard.
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Keep on rockin' - 5 January 2004
« Reply #28 on: January 06, 2004, 05:20:39 pm »
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Wasteland


I knew there was a reason you were cool.  

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Keep on rockin' - 5 January 2004
« Reply #29 on: January 06, 2004, 06:12:58 pm »
Zartan was 14 in 1992?

BUT YOUR AVATAR LOOKS SO MUCH YOUNGER
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