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[wombat]

Really? I always thought it was expensive and hard to get also. Huh.

[pmcd9]

I think it used to be more expensive and/or hard to get than it is today.

[Victoria Waterfield]

I think it used to be more expensive and/or hard to get than it is today.

And yet people still believe in global warming.

[jay-ell]

If you're walking home from the mall on a warm fall day, don't turn your iPod to the playlist that contains the soundtrack to a post-apocalyptic video game in which you do a lot of walking through ruined urban areas. You will be seized by the urge to check other people's mailboxes and garbage cans for ammunition and skill books.

[Arachno-capitalist]

I guess add marginally aged dairy products to the list of things people over 30 are scared of.  Right under boner pill/gout medication drug interactions. I do not miss the future.

[AugustWest]

... people over 30...

It could happen to you.

[pmcd9]

I find my boner pills go down well with aged cheese.

[theinevitable]

You are now aware that Al Capone is responsible for milk expiration dates.

[Nabubrush]

Remember, sometimes boner pills are a recreational drug.

[jay-ell]

Today's lesson, also from the department of geriatric complaints: if you have certain pills you have to take every morning and certain other pills you have to take every night, for fuck's sake, keep the bottles separate!

[theinevitable]

"Do you know where Falencia's office is?"
"[first name] Valencia? Yes ma'am, she's in this cubicle"
"NO. I said FALENCIA."
"yeah, that's [first name]. This is her office right here."
"FALENCIA."
"..."

Lesson of the day: there is [name] Valencia, and there is another woman down the hall whose first name is Falencia.

So I guess I'm the jerk here. Sure felt uppity about it at the time.

we're all That Guy sometimes.

[smick]

I met a nice French couple once when I was traveling.

I expended my knowledge of French in introducing myself, and jokingly saying that the hike we were on was easy.    They told me their names, and... her name was "Hose-ah-nine."

I kept repeating it, "HOSE-AH-NINE?" until finally she just nodded and smiled.   I came away feeling like an ugly american.    Later I was informed by a guest register that "Rosalyn" with a deep French accent hits my ear in the worst way.

(I also felt like Viktor Krum in The Goblet of Fire trying to say Hermione's name.  "HERMY-OH-NINNY")

[greenkoolayd]

(I also felt like Viktor Krum in The Goblet of Fire trying to say Hermione's name.  "HERMY-OH-NINNY")

until i heard someone else say it out loud, i wasnt much better.  all saying, "her-me-OWN" in my head...

[jay-ell]

Lesson of the Day: certain bullet vibrators with a wireless remote are tuned to the same frequency, meaning that you can control more than one with the same remote.

Hopefully you will discover this by having the lady at the sex shop test the one you are about to buy and noticing that the other one on the countertop also vibrates when she turns on yours.
Hopefully you will not discover, while out to dinner with your date, that someone else in the restaurant has one, too.

[Carlos del Vaca]

Today I learned there is actually something that annoys me more than someone piling onto the elevator as soon as the door opens, not giving the people ON the elevator the opportunity to get out.

And that thing is: people getting OFF the elevator, standing immediately in front of the doors, looking around bewildered, and dicking around long enough that the elevator closes behind them, before anyone can get on.