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Re: Lesson of the Day...
« Reply #30 on: November 09, 2011, 06:41:01 pm »
Variation of this:

Someone holds open the door of a train on the near tracks for so long that in the meantime your train arrives and departs on the far tracks, causing you to be late for work.
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Re: Lesson of the Day...
« Reply #31 on: November 09, 2011, 08:44:50 pm »
Today I learned that there are vibrators with remote controls.
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Re: Lesson of the Day...
« Reply #32 on: November 10, 2011, 03:41:34 pm »
Quote from: wombat on November 09, 2011, 08:44:50 pm
Today I learned that there are vibrators with remote controls.

Pouring one out for lost innocence.
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Re: Lesson of the Day...
« Reply #33 on: November 10, 2011, 05:16:03 pm »
If you use an electric device to remove hair from your legs, don't do your ankles first, then change your mind and decide to start at the top and work your way down past the knee. You will run out of batteries, and it will look like you are wearing fuzzy legwarmers.
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Re: Lesson of the Day...
« Reply #34 on: November 10, 2011, 06:07:25 pm »
Quote from: Nabubrush on November 10, 2011, 03:41:34 pm
Pouring one out for lost innocence.

But I haven't figured out why you'd want to be far enough away from a vibrator that you'd need a remote control, so I must still have some innocence left.
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Re: Lesson of the Day...
« Reply #35 on: November 10, 2011, 07:32:27 pm »
Quote from: wombat on November 10, 2011, 06:07:25 pm
But I haven't figured out why you'd want to be far enough away from a vibrator that you'd need a remote control, so I must still have some innocence left.

Do you ever.
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Re: Lesson of the Day...
« Reply #36 on: November 10, 2011, 07:35:35 pm »
The only problem with that deal for practical purposes is that those vibrators tend to make a fair bit of noise.
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Re: Lesson of the Day...
« Reply #37 on: November 10, 2011, 07:39:42 pm »
Actually I can imagine it would be useful for practical jokes, and the noise would be good for that.
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Re: Lesson of the Day...
« Reply #38 on: November 10, 2011, 07:40:52 pm »
Quote from: wombat on November 10, 2011, 07:39:42 pm
Actually I can imagine it would be useful for practical jokes, and the noise would be good for that.

Yeah . . . . our minds aren't exactly on the same wavelength here, but that sure is one thing you could do with it.
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Re: Lesson of the Day...
« Reply #39 on: November 10, 2011, 08:38:29 pm »
Quote from: wombat on November 10, 2011, 06:07:25 pm
But I haven't figured out why you'd want to be far enough away from a vibrator that you'd need a remote control, so I must still have some innocence left.

Should I tell her, guys? Or should I let her keep her innocence and just let her go on thinking that some people are very, very tall?
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Re: Lesson of the Day...
« Reply #40 on: November 10, 2011, 09:28:43 pm »
Quote from: Nabubrush on November 10, 2011, 07:35:35 pm
The only problem with that deal for practical purposes is that those vibrators tend to make a fair bit of noise.

The lady at the store told me which ones were quietest, and she put batteries in them so I could decide. The one I got is very stealthy.
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Re: Lesson of the Day...
« Reply #41 on: November 11, 2011, 02:23:48 am »
So if when Pedro uses that in public he has to say 'Stealth mode: Activated'
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Re: Lesson of the Day...
« Reply #42 on: November 11, 2011, 03:54:28 pm »
If you go to sleep with a little bit of popcorn kernel stuck in your teeth, it will still be there in the morning. 
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Re: Lesson of the Day...
« Reply #43 on: November 12, 2011, 08:16:18 pm »
Quote from: jay-ell on November 09, 2011, 05:42:19 pm
Lesson of the Day: certain bullet vibrators with a wireless remote are tuned to the same frequency, meaning that you can control more than one with the same remote.

Hopefully you will discover this by having the lady at the sex shop test the one you are about to buy and noticing that the other one on the countertop also vibrates when she turns on yours.
Hopefully you will not discover, while out to dinner with your date, that someone else in the restaurant has one, too.

I'm pretty sure this is a scene straight out of the movie Shortbus.
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Re: Lesson of the Day...
« Reply #44 on: November 12, 2011, 09:20:27 pm »
That movie is delightful.
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