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Re: Random Thoughts
« Reply #150 on: October 21, 2011, 08:49:34 pm »
Quote from: Asherdan on October 21, 2011, 08:47:22 pm
Hurm hurm hurm...

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Now I'm going to get so confused! I'm going to think, who the hell is this new guy with the lame avatar?!?
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Re: Random Thoughts
« Reply #151 on: October 21, 2011, 08:51:19 pm »
Quote from: jay-ell on October 21, 2011, 08:49:34 pm
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Now I'm going to get so confused! I'm going to think, who the hell is this new guy with the lame avatar?!?

Are you questioning Ron Swanson?
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Re: Random Thoughts
« Reply #152 on: October 21, 2011, 11:32:34 pm »
I actually really like that for Ash.
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Re: Random Thoughts
« Reply #153 on: October 22, 2011, 12:32:14 am »
Quote from: CortJstr on October 21, 2011, 08:51:19 pm
Are you questioning Ron Swanson?


I have no idea who Ron Swanson is, but I am definitely questioning the decision to choose an avatar that is kind of off-putting, instead of oddly sci-fi-sexy.

How am I going to pretend that Ash is a pointy-haired space traveler now?
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Re: Random Thoughts
« Reply #154 on: October 22, 2011, 01:01:42 am »
Ron Swanson has long reminded me of the Ash
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Re: Random Thoughts
« Reply #155 on: October 22, 2011, 04:29:45 am »
Is that "hurm hurm hurm" from ZZ Top's La Grange?

That's the only hurm hurm hurm I know in popular culture.
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« Reply #156 on: October 22, 2011, 04:47:56 am »
That's not hurm hurm hurm, it's haw haw haw and hmm hmm hmm.  No hurms.

haw haw haw.

And here's a video where I talk about the chicken ranch.

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Re: Random Thoughts
« Reply #157 on: October 22, 2011, 06:03:06 am »
jl, just look up parks&rec on hulu some time. it might be an acquired taste, but i think it's one of the best things on tv these days.
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Re: Random Thoughts
« Reply #158 on: October 22, 2011, 06:21:51 am »
Quote from: Choop on October 22, 2011, 06:03:06 am
jl, just look up parks&rec on hulu some time. it might be an acquired taste, but i think it's one of the best things on tv these days.

if you dont want to watch the show, but are still curious about ron fuck*ng swanson, there lots of clips on youtube.  also, this is his essence, boiled down.
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Re: Random Thoughts
« Reply #159 on: October 23, 2011, 07:03:41 am »
Quote from: pmcd9 on October 22, 2011, 04:47:56 am
And here's a video where I talk about the chicken ranch.
I had no idea your Texas accent was so pronounced.  (Its a good thing, although I immediately thought of King of the Hill).  You're quite the raconteur!
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Re: Random Thoughts
« Reply #160 on: November 04, 2011, 11:56:17 pm »
Has anybody put together a Wall Street-themed porn called "Too Big To Fail?"

It pretty much writes itself.
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« Reply #161 on: November 06, 2011, 03:31:09 am »
When I was one of two guys left in my commercial real estate slinging gig, the only way to not be monitored was to step outside for a smoke. Kind of dazed by a mid morning pep talk the other guy looked at me, totally confused, "Did our boss just tell us to go to the mall and chill out?"
 "I don't know aaron, I can't figure out if that was a trick to see which one of us he would fire"
~Random Thoughts 11/5/11~
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Re: Random Thoughts
« Reply #162 on: November 06, 2011, 04:21:11 am »
"Auntie Anne's Pretzels are for closers!"
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Re: Random Thoughts
« Reply #163 on: November 06, 2011, 06:46:53 pm »
Was it a mall that you were selling?
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Re: Random Thoughts
« Reply #164 on: November 09, 2011, 04:52:52 am »


rough chuckles
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