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Author Topic: Happy Birthday, Eliza Jean Turbo Ninja!  (Read 6997 times)

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Happy Birthday, Eliza Jean Turbo Ninja!
« on: February 28, 2012, 06:14:33 pm »


Our babby was formed Feb 7, 2012.  Eight pounds, five ounces of beautiful curiosity.  Three weeks old today and I'm already wrapped around her finger.
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Re: Happy Birthday, Eliza Jean Turbo Ninja!
« Reply #1 on: February 28, 2012, 06:25:01 pm »
Congrats! Clearly she is plotting something.
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Re: Happy Birthday, Eliza Jean Turbo Ninja!
« Reply #2 on: February 28, 2012, 06:43:36 pm »
That is an evil genius in the making, right there. Unfortunately, she was a day late to share a birthday with me and the late Ronald Regan.

Congrats!
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Re: Happy Birthday, Eliza Jean Turbo Ninja!
« Reply #3 on: February 28, 2012, 07:22:51 pm »
She's beautiful!

Congratulations.
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Re: Happy Birthday, Eliza Jean Turbo Ninja!
« Reply #4 on: February 28, 2012, 07:26:12 pm »
Turbo Ninja's back!  And he's brought reinforcements!
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Re: Happy Birthday, Eliza Jean Turbo Ninja!
« Reply #5 on: February 28, 2012, 07:35:06 pm »
That's a cutie right there. 
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Re: Happy Birthday, Eliza Jean Turbo Ninja!
« Reply #6 on: February 28, 2012, 08:57:12 pm »
Hurrah!

What we need more of is Turbo Ninjas!
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Re: Happy Birthday, Eliza Jean Turbo Ninja!
« Reply #7 on: February 28, 2012, 10:49:10 pm »
Congrats man. I kind of thought this was a You Forgot My Birthday thread. I was trying to figure out what movie or other cultural thing Eliza Jean _____ is a reference to.

Happy Birthday, Petite Ninja. One day you too will be Turbo.

Just made the connection:

the band Turbo Negro --> Insane Clown Posse say Ninja as a substitution for N_____ --> Turbo Ninja
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Re: Happy Birthday, Eliza Jean Turbo Ninja!
« Reply #8 on: February 28, 2012, 10:51:45 pm »
dang it.  asherdan made the baby-eating joke so i have to be sincere  :-[




seriously though, your baby seems to be exceptional.  congratulations, turbodad.
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Re: Happy Birthday, Eliza Jean Turbo Ninja!
« Reply #9 on: February 29, 2012, 01:58:45 am »
Cute Kid.  CUTE KID!

Quote from: Asherdan on February 28, 2012, 06:19:12 pm
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Re: Happy Birthday, Eliza Jean Turbo Ninja!
« Reply #10 on: February 29, 2012, 02:36:15 am »
Unlike that old softie Ash, I don't much care for babies, but that looks like a good one.
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Re: Happy Birthday, Eliza Jean Turbo Ninja!
« Reply #11 on: March 01, 2012, 12:55:18 pm »
Good on you!

I ain't a baby kind of guy either, but I can look at a picture for sure! That baby looks equipped to whip seven kinds of ass in a day.
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Re: Happy Birthday, Eliza Jean Turbo Ninja!
« Reply #12 on: March 01, 2012, 01:24:23 pm »
Most excellent spawn compadre.
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Re: Happy Birthday, Eliza Jean Turbo Ninja!
« Reply #13 on: March 01, 2012, 03:08:57 pm »
Okay, so remember to come back and tell us a poop related story.  What I have learned from being around parents of new babies is that each of them seems to have a poop related story that they need to tell.  That is a thing.
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Re: Happy Birthday, Eliza Jean Turbo Ninja!
« Reply #14 on: March 01, 2012, 03:28:03 pm »
I don't have much in the way of poop stories. Got some good barf stories though.
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