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Re: How To Cook Everything
« Reply #105 on: May 24, 2012, 12:01:43 am »

We grew one of those mushroom kits once and we had in the bathroom, we figured the humidity was good for it.
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« Reply #106 on: May 24, 2012, 12:33:24 am »

It's too hot and dry to grow them outside here; they need to be cool and moist and preferably dark. I was going to put them in the downstairs bathroom that rarely gets used, but under the kitchen sink seemed more logical in my case since I can't store anything else there. You could grow them in a pantry or even under a bed if you put a plastic tray underneath. They're really simple -- I forgot about mine for about three weeks before they sprouted, and when I remembered, I just doused them with about two cups of water and they sprang right back.

The cabinet is damaged because the previous owners of our house let the pipes leak for ages, so the bottom is all warped and gross. I can't really use it for pots and pans without feeling like I have to wash them before I can use them, and I don't like to store my cleaning supplies down low with small kids in the house. Plus, there are so many pipes down there at odd angles (because the garbage disposal was retrofitted, and when they fixed the leaky pipes they did a shitty job of it) so nothing really fits.

So I installed a rack on the inside of each of the doors to keep plastic baggies and tinfoil and stuff in, to make the best of that vertical space. And I put a few layers of reclaimed cardboard in the bottom of the cabinet to level it out as best I could, and slid the mushroom log in under the pipework. It stays slightly cooler than the rest of the kitchen in the summertime because an A/C duct runs right underneath it, so that's good (since mushrooms grow best just a little below room temperature -- about 64F). I keep a spray bottle of water in there and give it a good misting about once a day, when I remember, which is probably only about 3/4 of the time. The kids love checking on the mushrooms with me; once they sprout, they can double in size overnight. It's pretty exciting.
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Re: How To Cook Everything
« Reply #107 on: May 24, 2012, 01:06:02 am »

The guy I staid with for my senior overnight trip to tour a college told me his major was mycology. His closet was filled with dozens of racks of psilocybin mushrooms and some ties. I don't know what his actual major was, but he was really good at growing psychedelic fungus.
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Re: How To Cook Everything
« Reply #108 on: May 24, 2012, 04:09:14 am »

me : kale :: jay-ell : fresh tomato
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« Reply #109 on: June 04, 2012, 08:54:37 pm »

I am thinking of the ribs that are marinating in the fridge right now, hoping they aren't leaking because I didn't have time to stir them, so I just turned them over and trusted the seal on on the container.  It's typically a good seal though.  Hopefully not a problem

Also, this is the first time I'm preping these kind of ribs - the butcher calls them "Miami Style Ribs"  They are beef ribs, but not cut like a regular rib or short rib - look sort of like flanken style/ korean style ribs, only thicker.  Should be good eaten' tonight.
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« Reply #110 on: June 05, 2012, 12:42:14 am »

Well that was a total failure.  Apparently the marinade I bought was 100% flammable. Pair that with fatty meat and you get a total disaster.  What a waste of good meat.  Sigh.
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« Reply #111 on: June 05, 2012, 01:52:03 am »

Aw bummer.

I kind of don't believe in marinades. I am sure I read something somewhere once that they don't really get absorbed by the meat and basically crossed the whole idea off my list. Probably the story is really that you have to do it right (not using 100% flammable ingredients, say) but I have never revisted the issue.
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Re: How To Cook Everything
« Reply #112 on: June 05, 2012, 03:16:19 am »

yeah, you can't be dealing with a large piece of meat when you're marinating. nothing over an inch thick will take on the flavors or moisture it's meant to provide. pork chops and butchered fowl are good for marinating. the rest of whatever you might grill or roast should be dry rubbed or seasoned just before applying the heat.

try this one.

three pounds of chicken parts
1 cup mid-range tequila (i use a reposado because the flavor's important)
1/4 cup lime juice
1/2 cup olive oil
1/4 cup apple cider vinegar
2 tsp honey
1 tsp paprika
1/2 tsp dried sage
1/2 tsp salt
1/2 tsp pepper
1/4 tsp cumin
1/4 tsp turmeric

combine all the non-chicken ingredients and whisk to blend. put the chicken parts in a ziploc baggie or two, and pour in the marinade. toss the chicken around a bit to make sure it's all coated in marinade, and seal the bags with as little air inside as possible. allow to rest in the fridge for three to four hours, turning occasionally. bring it to room temperature as the marination time ends.

fire up your grill, or preheat your oven to 375. 20 minutes of cooktime should do, with turning, but don't turn them too often. check for doneness with a knife or thermometer (165 degrees, or 160 for a moister but dangerous dinner). allow to rest for ten minutes and dig in.



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Re: How To Cook Everything
« Reply #113 on: June 05, 2012, 02:34:25 pm »

I generally don't marinate either. I'm afraid of going blind.
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« Reply #114 on: June 06, 2012, 11:29:56 pm »

I use the syringe type injector so the flavor is in the inside. I also exclusively use a brand called "stubb's" marinades and sauces.
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« Reply #115 on: June 06, 2012, 11:36:03 pm »

Forgot to mention earlier, I did try the kale chips. They were better than I'd expected and had a really nice texture, but still more bitter than we cared for. But, it made me wonder if something similar could be done with spinach. Does anybody know?
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« Reply #116 on: June 06, 2012, 11:58:10 pm »

Forgot to mention earlier, I did try the kale chips. They were better than I'd expected and had a really nice texture, but still more bitter than we cared for. But, it made me wonder if something similar could be done with spinach. Does anybody know?
http://www.flavourfoodandwine.com/2012/02/28/crispy-spinach-chips/

I can vouch for this deliciousness.
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Re: How To Cook Everything
« Reply #117 on: June 07, 2012, 06:04:18 am »

injector : dry rub :: propane : charcoal
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« Reply #118 on: June 07, 2012, 02:19:36 pm »

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« Reply #119 on: June 07, 2012, 03:28:23 pm »

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