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« Reply #15 on: May 18, 2012, 10:06:54 pm »
Quote from: Arachno-capitalist on May 18, 2012, 08:48:21 pm
...meant to eat...

Interesting.  If you think you are meant to do something, does that imply that you believe you were designed, and therefore believe in a creator?  Does belief in the paleo diet correlate to theism?
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Re: How To Cook Everything
« Reply #16 on: May 18, 2012, 10:55:10 pm »
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Re: How To Cook Everything
« Reply #17 on: May 18, 2012, 11:31:53 pm »
Topic split. Take it away, boys.
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Re: Ugga Ugga Meat (Paleo diet)
« Reply #18 on: May 18, 2012, 11:49:15 pm »
Aug, you are trolling! "meant to" is perfectly easily interpreted in evolutionary terms.

Not that that makes it any less stupid. We invented civilization for a reason, even if at this point we may have taken it a little too far.
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Re: Ugga Ugga Meat (Paleo diet)
« Reply #19 on: May 19, 2012, 12:32:31 am »
real talk:

both our digesting and craving facilities developed in a world without high fructose corn syrup, lil debbie snacks, or pasta. That does not make those things poison. What it does mean is this: our brains love these foods, because they are calorically rich and fatty and sweet. Maybe JL's idea of only eating when you are hungry and eating what you crave would work if you were on a paleo diet. In my world/body, what that would mean was PIZZA EVERY NIGHT, WITH A LIL DEBBIE CHASER. These foods are like nothing our ancestors could have imagined, which means that our dumb brains LOVE THEM and want to eat them whenever we can. Of course our cave-dwelling ancestors would have loved to eat some pizza. They would also have loved to have big guns so they could rape/pillage/plunder. They also would have loved lowest-common-denominator reality TV shows, would never walk anywhere, and would vote for whoever told them the most comforting lies.

Luckily, we have a few thousand (hundred thousand?) years of culture between us and them. As well as things like science, which tell us that eating pasta carbonara for every meal will kill you.

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Re: Ugga Ugga Meat (Paleo diet)
« Reply #20 on: May 19, 2012, 05:33:08 am »
ive read articles and heard "experts" say that eating lots of (red)meat gives you cancer.  im sure the cows have something to do with it, though....
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Re: Ugga Ugga Meat (Paleo diet)
« Reply #21 on: May 19, 2012, 06:57:50 am »
that's the other thing-- that thing Wombat was saying about dying by thirty. If everyone dies before forty cancer isn't really a problem.
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Re: Ugga Ugga Meat (Paleo diet)
« Reply #22 on: May 19, 2012, 12:46:31 pm »
Or heart disease. But now that we have antibiotics and shit to keep us from dying young of a million things, it's a different ball game.

Not to say you should eat pizza and Little Debbie every night, but surely there is a happy medium.
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Re: Ugga Ugga Meat (Paleo diet)
« Reply #23 on: May 19, 2012, 04:18:33 pm »
Everything in moderation (including moderation)
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Re: Ugga Ugga Meat (Paleo diet)
« Reply #24 on: May 20, 2012, 11:36:38 pm »
You know what I love?  Picking up a lamb shank bone and sucking on it until every bit of marrow is slurped up into my mouth. Fuck Yeah!
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Re: Ugga Ugga Meat (Paleo diet)
« Reply #25 on: May 21, 2012, 07:24:24 pm »
Is that what you kids are calling it these days? 
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Re: Ugga Ugga Meat (Paleo diet)
« Reply #26 on: May 21, 2012, 08:13:46 pm »
She walked right into that one.
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Re: Ugga Ugga Meat (Paleo diet)
« Reply #27 on: May 21, 2012, 09:29:26 pm »
Nah, not to scare you guys, but that is exactly what I was thinking when I was sucking on that bone.  I just didn't want to be too vulgar about it.
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Re: Ugga Ugga Meat (Paleo diet)
« Reply #28 on: May 21, 2012, 10:03:31 pm »
vulgarity is one of the spices of life.
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