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What Chris Onstad is doing instead of making comics
« on: June 27, 2012, 08:37:37 pm »
taking a better vacation than yours and getting paid for it
http://www.saveur.com/article/Travels/Bohemians-in-Benelux-Onstad
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Re: What Chris Onstad is doing instead of making comics
« Reply #1 on: June 27, 2012, 10:08:46 pm »
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To call his spring menu's compositions anything less than a vernal fantasy tableaux would be factually irresponsible.

Wut.

Call something "hip" a few more times Onstad. Talk some more about your new girlfriend.
« Last Edit: June 27, 2012, 10:22:20 pm by theinevitable »
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Re: What Chris Onstad is doing instead of making comics
« Reply #2 on: June 27, 2012, 10:29:36 pm »
Quote from: Asherdan on June 27, 2012, 09:09:23 pm

If he'd read your book yet he'd know all about those fuck*ng ducks.

No excuse if he hasn't read it, I sent him a copy at the newspaper.
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Re: What Chris Onstad is doing instead of making comics
« Reply #3 on: June 27, 2012, 11:19:26 pm »
well, you were certainly training them to rely on handouts and not bother to attempt to fend for themselves
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Re: What Chris Onstad is doing instead of making comics
« Reply #4 on: June 28, 2012, 03:23:52 am »
I stopped reading at No. 5 because I was so sick of hearing about his new fuck
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Re: What Chris Onstad is doing instead of making comics
« Reply #5 on: June 28, 2012, 11:46:55 am »
Quote from: linnea on June 28, 2012, 03:23:52 am
I stopped reading at No. 5 because I was so sick of hearing about his new fuck

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Re: What Chris Onstad is doing instead of making comics
« Reply #6 on: June 28, 2012, 01:07:56 pm »
Quote from: Bobby Isosceles on June 28, 2012, 11:46:55 am
Art is born of suffering.

Art is born of wanting to do the damn thing.
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Re: What Chris Onstad is doing instead of making comics
« Reply #7 on: June 28, 2012, 01:37:40 pm »
Maybe if we could agree on what art was born of, we could send him some?
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Re: What Chris Onstad is doing instead of making comics
« Reply #8 on: June 28, 2012, 02:10:57 pm »
Quote from: wombat on June 28, 2012, 01:37:40 pm
Maybe if we could agree on what art was born of, we could send him some?


> implying onstad hasn't burnt out permanently
> implying sending him some will bring him back to his former level
> implying he isn't a ditherer and a dilletante
> implying there aren't newer/better artists out there
> 2012
> i shiggy diggy


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Re: What Chris Onstad is doing instead of making comics
« Reply #9 on: July 01, 2012, 07:45:05 am »
How about the comments at the bottom of the article:

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by RAY_SMUCKLES on 2012-06-28
A lovely read about food. Unfortunately tainted because the writer stole money from hundreds, if not thousands, of readers of his comic with an undelivered cook-book. Have you no shame, Onstad?

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Easily thousands, I'd say. Thousands, if not millions. He used those millions of undelivered cookbooks as bricks and built himself a mighty fort, in the very topmost tower of which he sits for hours, churlishly not drawing comics, chuckling cynically over his empire of swindle.

Really?  Millions?
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Re: What Chris Onstad is doing instead of making comics
« Reply #10 on: July 01, 2012, 08:05:33 am »
Maybe someone should start a class action lawsuit.
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Re: What Chris Onstad is doing instead of making comics
« Reply #11 on: July 01, 2012, 09:01:18 am »
Have you no decency, Mr Onstad. At long last, have you no decency?
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Re: What Chris Onstad is doing instead of making comics
« Reply #12 on: July 01, 2012, 02:30:08 pm »
Quote from: Doc on July 01, 2012, 09:01:18 am
Have you no decency, Mr Onstad. At long last, have you no decency?

if he had decency would we even be here?
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Re: What Chris Onstad is doing instead of making comics
« Reply #13 on: July 01, 2012, 05:06:05 pm »
I dreamed last night that I was chatting with Onstad, oddly. I had almost forgotten the dream 'til i saw this thread, but now it's clear as day. We were talking about the business, and I told him specifically what we had discussed here, and I said, "I think most of the fans are cool with you being done with the comic, but you really should have sent out those cookbooks you sold."

He looked away and muttered, "Yeah, I know. I will. I will."
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Re: What Chris Onstad is doing instead of making comics
« Reply #14 on: July 01, 2012, 05:14:55 pm »
Onstad's internet sock puppet is called BugMeNot2?

This is good information to have.
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