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« Reply #60 on: February 03, 2004, 05:16:59 pm »
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Exercise is a last resort...I know it's awful, but I'm the laziest bum around.


I think I could give you a run for your money as Head Crusher in the Federal Department of Lazy. Seriously. If I didn't have the metabolism of a ferret, I'd probably weigh like 1,000 pounds.

But the doctor said I had to start exercising, and I found a way that breaches "tolerable" and actually pierces the black, oozing heart of enjoyable. It involves a hands-free exercise bike and a Game Boy Advance SP. Be sure to bring a towel.
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« Reply #61 on: February 03, 2004, 06:10:47 pm »
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If I didn't have the metabolism of a ferret, I'd probably weigh like 1,000 pounds.


Similarly. I weigh like 130lbs probably.
But I too really need to start excercising, since I can't walk 30 yards without spending a night in pain.
After the amountof walking I did last week and how little pain I succumbed to though, I just need to keep at it to some extent, as opposed to sitting in front of my computer doing fuck all like today.
Oh dear.
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« Reply #62 on: February 03, 2004, 06:25:27 pm »
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But the doctor said I had to start exercising, and I found a way that breaches "tolerable" and actually pierces the black, oozing heart of enjoyable. It involves a hands-free exercise bike and a Game Boy Advance SP. Be sure to bring a towel.


Wow.  You...you've brought tears to my eyes.  

I'll have legs like the She-Hulk.  Only, you know, less...green.
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« Reply #63 on: February 03, 2004, 09:39:09 pm »
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Woah, mite, I'd be thrilled to be at 131.  My ultimate goal is 130, actually -- that's what I weighed when Pedro proposed in November 2001.  Ah, yes -- marriage.  Makes ya fat and happy.

Well yeah, but I'm also about 5'3". With "good birthing hips" (yes a guy actually told me that when I was in high school).

But today was sucky, so now I'm self-medicating with buffalo wings and a bottle of wine. Next stop - cookie dough! Bikini season is still months away, right?
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« Reply #64 on: February 03, 2004, 09:55:32 pm »
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Bikini season


Just getting a head start on the requests for pics.
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« Reply #65 on: February 03, 2004, 09:59:12 pm »
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I'll have legs like the She-Hulk.  Only, you know, less...green.


Seconded on the pictures.
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« Reply #66 on: February 03, 2004, 10:22:36 pm »
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Well yeah, but I'm also about 5'3". With "good birthing hips" (yes a guy actually told me that when I was in high school).


That guy must have been my ex-boyfriend, because I was told the exact same thing when I was in high school.  His exact words were, "You have nice wide hips, you'll have an easy childbirth."  Sadly, he meant it as a compliment.  

I should also add that I was 5'6" and weighed about 105 lbs. at the time.
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« Reply #67 on: February 04, 2004, 04:11:15 am »
It's my turn to weigh in here.  This week i'm even steven.  No loss, no gain.  Oh well, better luck next week.

~Paul
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« Reply #68 on: February 04, 2004, 05:54:15 am »
I was down 16 pounds, but now I'm back up two.  Of course, once I pee I'll be down the two pounds again.

Remember, folks, a pint of water/urine weighs a pound.  So try to evacuate before weighing-in - that way it'll seem like you lost more.
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« Reply #69 on: February 04, 2004, 04:32:31 pm »
And you sweat a pound in your sleep so weigh first thing in the morning.
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« Reply #70 on: February 04, 2004, 04:37:20 pm »
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And you sweat a pound in your sleep so weigh first thing in the morning.


Is that just Jough you speak of, or am I really put off ever sharing a bed with anyone ever again?
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« Reply #71 on: February 04, 2004, 04:40:23 pm »
Both the pee thing and the sweat thing are common knowledge in wrestling. Except we were always warned by our coach *not* to weigh first thing in the morning unless we didn't plan to eat or drink anything until the official weigh-in since the first beverage you drink replaces the sweat-pound.
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« Reply #72 on: February 04, 2004, 04:44:14 pm »
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And you sweat a pound in your sleep so weigh first thing in the morning.


Well, that explains several things in my life...

Don't ask.  I mean it.
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« Reply #73 on: February 04, 2004, 05:29:06 pm »
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His exact words were, "You have nice wide hips, you'll have an easy childbirth."  Sadly, he meant it as a compliment.

Haha, I totally imagine Zoltan, the evil prince of Mars, saying this to some captive Earth-women while stroking his tiny beard.
"SURELY MY SEED SHALL FIND FECUNDITY WITHIN YOU, AND THE BIRTHING WILL BE EXPEDITED BY YOUR WIDE HIPS! ZOLTAN SHALL RULE THE UNIVERSE!"
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« Reply #74 on: February 04, 2004, 08:50:51 pm »
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His exact words were, "You have nice wide hips, you'll have an easy childbirth."  Sadly, he meant it as a compliment.

Haha, I totally imagine Zoltan, the evil prince of Mars, saying this to some captive Earth-women while stroking his tiny beard.
"SURELY MY SEED SHALL FIND FECUNDITY WITHIN YOU, AND THE BIRTHING WILL BE EXPEDITED BY YOUR WIDE HIPS! ZOLTAN SHALL RULE THE UNIVERSE!"

Well, now I can't stop picturing it.

I think teenage boys should be advised of this image. Perhaps we could print up a pamphlet: "Things Which, If You Say Them To Your Date, Will Make You Sound Like An Evil Prince of Mars." I could chip in a couple, personally.
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