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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #1395 on: April 07, 2015, 03:22:04 pm »

Went on vacation. Back to work today. Stared silently at the wall for the last hour debating a massive life-change that will result in me not working for Megalo-Corp but rather myself.

http://www.theonion.com/articles/health-experts-recommend-standing-up-at-desk-leavi,37957/

Coming back from vacation is the fuck*ng WORST.
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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #1396 on: April 07, 2015, 05:55:40 pm »

Go for it Ash, be your own man!
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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #1397 on: April 10, 2015, 08:30:00 pm »

Have an interview for the internship I really want. Trying not to count my chickens. But whoa, pretty pumped.
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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #1398 on: April 15, 2015, 06:36:49 am »

My head is going though a funny thing where I can't fall asleep because I am worrying it might take me until after 5 PM to iron my shirt and take the train to my interview. What if I miss the train because I spent all day ironing my shirt. What if I get on the train and it takes more than 2 hours to get there. What if I get there and I forget what the job is and spend the whole time talking about coffee machines or something. What if they ask to see a "portfolio." What if I freeze up.

My dang dress shoes are too small.

(I'm sure it will be fine.)

Thing that makes me simultaneously very embarrassed and less worried that they're going to be tightasses: I referred to the organization by a (slightly) wrong name for my entire cover letter and still got an interview. Just left out a conjunction, but YIKES dan...
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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #1399 on: April 15, 2015, 12:31:49 pm »

Maybe now that this thread has gone on for over a hundred pages, it's time to admit I have no idea what the title is about.
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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #1400 on: April 15, 2015, 06:34:20 pm »

C'mon, man. Over a hundo.


Do it again like the first time, homey.

Why the hell not?
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