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Oh no you dint!
« on: June 28, 2013, 02:28:00 pm »

Yes.  Yes I did.
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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #1 on: June 28, 2013, 03:40:35 pm »

Yeah, but why?
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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #2 on: June 28, 2013, 06:48:02 pm »

About goddamn time!
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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #3 on: June 28, 2013, 07:12:43 pm »

What, more than 1000 pages and the site crashes? And Jough is too busy with his twin mini-mes to fix it?

Oh, and while I otherwise think it's awesome that Jough and Mrs. Jough had twins--you made them Facebook pages? Really? What the shit?! Are you a 15-year-old girl?
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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #4 on: June 28, 2013, 10:21:24 pm »

So is this today I'm gonna?  Two things- clean my house and play softball for the second time- this time I am cold swinging for the fences every time, no more 2-4 with 2 singles bullshit (should have been 3-4 with 3 singles, but I stepped on the inside first base on this infield single and got called out, didn't know that you had to step on outside base.  Should infield singles really count in softball tho?).  Also, LFM, follow dejas advice on page 1000.
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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #5 on: June 28, 2013, 10:33:17 pm »

He's a 15 year old geek. He creates websites on a whim.
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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #6 on: June 29, 2013, 05:36:46 am »

Today I remembered that, contra what I had told you guys, I did tell someone to fuck off once! This anarchist punk girl was talking about how much she wanted to torture and dismember her landlord for being exploitative bourgeois scum. I told her to get the fuck out of my house, and think about how she was talking about a human being with feelings and a life and a family.

She got really upset and apologized and always looks worried around me now. Anger can get things done once in a while.

Maybe at the end of the month my doctor is going to say "it was placebo pills all along-- but I'll bet you got tons of work done instead of drinking and smoking pot, right!?"
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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #7 on: July 01, 2013, 01:46:01 am »

Today, I've come to terms with the fact that my parody of The Band's The Weight about blowing a load on a tranny is my big crowd pleaser.
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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #8 on: July 01, 2013, 07:29:34 am »

Today, I've come to terms with the fact that my parody of The Band's The Weight about blowing a load on a tranny is my big crowd pleaser.

Hilarious!
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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #9 on: July 01, 2013, 12:26:18 pm »

Today I'm gonna wish I could come up with a better title for a new Today I'm Gonna thread before this one takes on a life of its own, and then realize that that would be totally not in the spirit of the thing that we have built here.
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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #10 on: July 01, 2013, 01:10:51 pm »

Should infield singles really count in softball tho?). 

Hell yes. A hit's a hit. Jack up that batting average.
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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #11 on: July 01, 2013, 02:04:09 pm »

coincidentally this thread shares a name with my wifi lan
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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #12 on: July 01, 2013, 09:08:52 pm »

Batting average is a sham empty suit stat. Pumping up that on base percentage, however, is perfectly cromulent.

Probably like every third episode of the (s1-8) Simpsons has either a real word I am not familiar with or a word they made up.  Unfortunately, I never improve my vocabulary by remembering the real word- I am very good, however, at remembering the fake words.  Also, softball didn't go great, coulda definitely used an infield single.
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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #13 on: July 02, 2013, 06:57:02 am »

My roommates went to a concert while i was at work and brought home an adorable college band to sleep on our couches. They are all so young and obviously impressed by our slacker postgrad life. Being cool is so made-up.
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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #14 on: July 02, 2013, 12:28:57 pm »

  Unfortunately, I never improve my vocabulary by remembering the real word- I am very good, however, at remembering the fake words. 

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