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Re: Fantasy football '13
« Reply #75 on: October 28, 2013, 04:48:55 pm »
Earl Thomas has put up 11, 9.5, 9.5, and 14 points over the last 4 weeks, so yes, it is certainly possible.
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Re: Fantasy football '13
« Reply #76 on: October 28, 2013, 05:47:01 pm »
The most awesome nail-biting Monday night football game I can remember for fantasy purposes was in my pre-TOUAMB league. I had a two-point lead going into Monday night, but my opponent had his kicker still available. So one field goal and it's over. Doomed, right? That team (I think it was the Titans) scored exactly one touchdown all night, so he only got one point for the XP and I ex-scaped with a win. And yes I watched MNF in its entirety that night.
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Re: Fantasy football '13
« Reply #77 on: October 29, 2013, 12:02:42 pm »
Quote from: Carlos del Vaca on October 28, 2013, 01:20:06 pm
So I need a safety to put up 10 points. That could happen, right? One pick-six would just about do it.

You didn't get 10 points. You got 11.
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Re: Fantasy football '13
« Reply #78 on: October 29, 2013, 12:41:45 pm »
Quote from: Arachno-capitalist on October 29, 2013, 12:02:42 pm
You didn't get 10 points. You got 11.

So you're saying this one goes to 11?
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Re: Fantasy football '13
« Reply #79 on: October 29, 2013, 01:38:04 pm »
Precisely. Earl Thomas goes to 11. w00t
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Re: Fantasy football '13
« Reply #80 on: October 29, 2013, 06:13:42 pm »
I am thoroughly heartened at the Niners' prospects of beating Seattle at Candlestick.  Seattle's O-Line looks like it has major problems, and its a safe bet that if the game came down to 4 cracks at the goal line from 1 yard out, Gore & Co. would be up to the challenge.
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Re: Fantasy football '13
« Reply #81 on: October 29, 2013, 07:22:56 pm »
Quote from: Asherdan on October 29, 2013, 02:30:58 pm
Earl Thomas can eat a bowl of dicks.



It seems I have become Ash's fantasy sports nemesis. I'd be lying if I said I didn't enjoy it.
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Re: Fantasy football '13
« Reply #82 on: November 04, 2013, 03:02:05 am »
Man, if Schaub wasn't already out of a job, I imagine he is now. Keenum is fuck*ng impressive.
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Re: Fantasy football '13
« Reply #83 on: November 04, 2013, 04:53:28 am »
He's been really good in the first half of both of his starts, but the defense starts to figure him out in the second half. He's got a ways to go. Definitely the Texans kicker is out of a job.
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Re: Fantasy football '13
« Reply #84 on: November 04, 2013, 05:49:20 am »
Yeah, spoke a bit too soon. I feel like I jinxed him. Damn it!
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Re: Fantasy football '13
« Reply #85 on: November 04, 2013, 05:54:35 am »
Also, where the fuck did Nick Foles come from? I mean I know the Raiders are bad, but still. 7 TDs and no picks. Really impressive performance. Anybody here own him?

Ham Sammies... that's gotta hurt. You benched him in favor of Pryor. Not a bad call this morning probably, but ouch.
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Re: Fantasy football '13
« Reply #86 on: November 04, 2013, 05:37:08 pm »
You ain't kidding.  Had I played him, I would actually have had a chance to beat the Muttoneers.  Sat Cameron Wake in favour of Adrian Clayborn as well (on the assumption that lots of Marshawn Lynch would provide lots of tackle opportunities).
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Re: Fantasy football '13
« Reply #87 on: November 04, 2013, 10:17:04 pm »
Even with this kind of determination, he still fucked me out of a possible win.
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Re: Fantasy football '13
« Reply #88 on: November 05, 2013, 02:25:40 pm »

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Re: Fantasy football '13
« Reply #89 on: November 05, 2013, 03:20:34 pm »
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Muttoneers gave me shit all weekend because I didn't replace Karlos Dansby.  I told him I had faith that I could win without him. And I did, by .99, baby!  What was the spread, anyway?
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