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Re: Do we have a "Random" thread?
« Reply #90 on: January 10, 2014, 05:40:35 pm »
Man, I just spent the last 15 min. running down my wall, straight up looking for people to unfollow. FB life is getting better.
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Re: Do we have a "Random" thread?
« Reply #91 on: January 10, 2014, 05:42:35 pm »
Quote from: Asherdan on January 10, 2014, 05:31:41 pm
ALSO: my superpower is to take even the most innocuous and innocent of comments and make them come off kinda aggro and dick-ish.
And yet the Asset Bar orphans still keep wandering in here and finding you loafered up and sporting a zippered sweater.
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Re: Do we have a "Random" thread?
« Reply #92 on: January 10, 2014, 06:00:44 pm »
Quote from: pmcd9 on January 10, 2014, 05:13:28 pm
You think you got it bad.

If I showed you her picture, you'd agree with me. This ain't the former NFL cheerleader friend I'm complaining about, OK, quite the opposite.
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Re: Do we have a "Random" thread?
« Reply #93 on: January 10, 2014, 07:11:55 pm »
Quote from: Carlos del Vaca on January 10, 2014, 06:00:44 pm
If I showed you her picture, you'd agree with me. This ain't the former NFL cheerleader friend I'm complaining about, OK, quite the opposite.

Okay you win. The Liza Minnelli/Davey Jones lady that I just unfollowed also takes lots of selfies, but she's fairly good looking.
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Re: Do we have a "Random" thread?
« Reply #94 on: January 14, 2014, 03:09:34 pm »
Quote from: Asherdan on January 14, 2014, 02:41:39 pm
Can YOU conquer the Honey Tunnel?

I have a couple of friends that just might be interested in that.
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Re: Do we have a "Random" thread?
« Reply #95 on: January 14, 2014, 08:39:28 pm »
Quote from: Asherdan on January 14, 2014, 04:24:58 pm
Goddam, the husky is a big puddle of lazy.

SUPPLY YOUR OWN HEADLINES:
Sigh, why can't I just wake up with the water in me?
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Re: Do we have a "Random" thread?
« Reply #96 on: January 22, 2014, 01:09:39 pm »
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Re: Do we have a "Random" thread?
« Reply #97 on: January 23, 2014, 11:07:04 pm »
That isn't a giant cleaver the girl in the back row is wielding, is it?
Because - castration anxiety.
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Re: Do we have a "Random" thread?
« Reply #98 on: January 27, 2014, 07:38:57 pm »
Quote from: Asherdan on January 27, 2014, 05:32:24 pm
You wanna know what kind of weekend it was?

Courtesy of our old friend Nabu, who has forsaken us for Facebook, it was a Black Sabbath weekend. He posted this incredible show from 1975. Black Sabbath weekend drew to a close with Ozzy babbling incoherently on the Grammys.
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Re: Do we have a "Random" thread?
« Reply #99 on: January 27, 2014, 09:10:07 pm »
Quote from: Asherdan on January 27, 2014, 05:32:24 pm
IT WAS THIS KIND OF WEEKEND!
What did the crapper do to get put on timeout?
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Re: Do we have a "Random" thread?
« Reply #100 on: January 28, 2014, 04:23:59 am »
It's been my experience that juvenile humor is lost on wives when decor is involved.  Plan B could be dynamiting it somewhere remote though.
That does not look like a low-flow toilet.
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Re: Do we have a "Random" thread?
« Reply #101 on: January 29, 2014, 12:06:49 pm »
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Re: Do we have a "Random" thread?
« Reply #102 on: January 29, 2014, 11:37:00 pm »
When did the crack of dawn become the butt crack of dawn? Can we stop saying that now, please?
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Re: Do we have a "Random" thread?
« Reply #103 on: January 30, 2014, 12:24:11 am »
I know my family gets it from my aunt. Circa the early 90s.

I must have become a lot more uptight in college, because I never noticed how many weird vulgar things like that my parents say until recently.
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Re: Do we have a "Random" thread?
« Reply #104 on: January 30, 2014, 03:26:22 pm »
Quote from: pmcd9 on January 29, 2014, 11:37:00 pm
When did the crack of dawn become the butt crack of dawn? Can we stop saying that now, please?

I've always heard this as "ass crack of dawn." I first heard it in the 90s, usually in reference to something fun. "We're going to this fun festival but we have to leave at the ass crack of dawn because it starts at 9 and it'll take us a couple hours to get there."
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