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Re: Do we have a "Random" thread?
« Reply #120 on: March 13, 2014, 11:05:33 pm »
You jam econo Ash?
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Re: Do we have a "Random" thread?
« Reply #121 on: March 14, 2014, 04:59:47 am »
I don't know what the hell y'all are talking about.
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Re: Do we have a "Random" thread?
« Reply #122 on: March 14, 2014, 05:39:26 am »
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Re: Do we have a "Random" thread?
« Reply #123 on: March 21, 2014, 02:26:25 am »
Quote from: Asherdan on March 20, 2014, 11:59:00 pm
HOLY FUCK-BALLS

I really have to think about this.

This may be where I take on my buddy who's been giving me shit about gutting it up and running a half.

If that weren't like, across a continent from me, I could be innerested.

What would this be like if Onstad did it?
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Re: Do we have a "Random" thread?
« Reply #124 on: March 21, 2014, 02:35:06 am »
Quote from: AugustWest on March 21, 2014, 02:26:25 am
What would this be like if Onstad did it?

Probably something like this.
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Re: Do we have a "Random" thread?
« Reply #125 on: March 21, 2014, 03:53:35 am »
jesus achewood was good in naughty-six
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Re: Do we have a "Random" thread?
« Reply #126 on: March 24, 2014, 06:47:19 pm »
Did Pam lose a bunch of weight?
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Re: Do we have a "Random" thread?
« Reply #127 on: March 24, 2014, 06:57:39 pm »
i'm really enjoying this season. it isn't that she dropped weight, she picked up a habit. the last episode was maybe the best of the season, it really felt like they hit the groove.
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Re: Do we have a "Random" thread?
« Reply #128 on: March 24, 2014, 08:41:15 pm »
The following is a snippet of a phone conversation I just had...

"Let me speak to your automotive department, please."

"Do you mean the tire and lube area?"

"Sure."

"We don't have one of those."
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Re: Do we have a "Random" thread?
« Reply #129 on: March 24, 2014, 08:55:23 pm »
That conversation feels very familiar to me, somehow.

I have a lot of strange arguments with customers about where the "restaurant" is. If I tell them where they can get hot food made to order, they come back and complain that it wasn't a restaurant, it was a takeout counter. If I tell them we don't have a restaurant, but we have a takeout counter, they say "that's what I meant!" like I'm being a smartass pedant.
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Re: Do we have a "Random" thread?
« Reply #130 on: March 24, 2014, 10:13:52 pm »
Here's the entire conversation...

"Hello, Height's Wal-Mart. How may I help you?"

"Let me speak to your automotive department, please."

"Do you mean the tire and lube area?"

"Sure."

"We don't have one of those. It's just have an automotive department."

(sarcastically) "Okay, let's try that then."

"Hold please."

Wait... Wait... Wait... phone disconnects.
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Re: Do we have a "Random" thread?
« Reply #131 on: March 25, 2014, 03:49:26 pm »
^coconut crabs are scary dudes. they'll steal your basketballs and joust with your cats. Thank hoss they largely chill in southeast asia.
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Re: Do we have a "Random" thread?
« Reply #132 on: March 25, 2014, 05:44:22 pm »
I wonder if they taste good.
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Re: Do we have a "Random" thread?
« Reply #133 on: March 25, 2014, 05:46:59 pm »
There was a survival show where this dude lived on a desert island for 60 days and he ate one of those things. He was happy to have it, but then he'd been eating mainly sticks for the past week so yeah.
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Re: Do we have a "Random" thread?
« Reply #134 on: March 25, 2014, 06:57:25 pm »
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...gets his first taste after a night of clubbing with Tahitian transsexuals, but the recipe...
That is not a phrase one sees often.
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