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Re: You'll Never Believe What Happens Next
« Reply #15 on: December 04, 2013, 03:02:47 pm »
"Watch a Student Totally Nail Something about Women That I've Been Trying to Articulate for 37 Years"
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Re: You'll Never Believe What Happens Next
« Reply #16 on: December 06, 2013, 12:48:35 am »
"Nelson Mandela Spent 27 Years in Prison - And Had This to Say When He Got Out"
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Re: You'll Never Believe What Happens Next
« Reply #17 on: December 06, 2013, 01:14:53 am »
^ ....is this a real upworthy video? If so, I hope it's 50 hours longs.
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Re: You'll Never Believe What Happens Next
« Reply #18 on: December 06, 2013, 02:36:52 pm »
"A Kid Came Up To Her In The Hall And Told Her She Saved His Life. He Wasn’t The Only One In Tears."
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Re: You'll Never Believe What Happens Next
« Reply #19 on: December 06, 2013, 05:56:36 pm »
I'm pretty sure I could make millions writing headlines about how cats can help bored women.
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Re: You'll Never Believe What Happens Next
« Reply #20 on: December 06, 2013, 07:00:42 pm »
"A Boy Was Born Without a Hand. I Couldn't Have Guessed What His Dad Made for Him. Mind: Blown!"

Was it a hand? I'll bet it's a hand.
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Re: You'll Never Believe What Happens Next
« Reply #21 on: December 06, 2013, 07:08:21 pm »
"Think You Know What 'Fat' Means? You Should Listen To This Dude's Definition."

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Re: You'll Never Believe What Happens Next
« Reply #22 on: December 06, 2013, 07:20:36 pm »
Also, this seems like a trustworthy scientific endeavour:



George Senior is: Notorious E.N.R.O.N. Thanks Upworthy!
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Re: You'll Never Believe What Happens Next
« Reply #23 on: December 06, 2013, 07:28:30 pm »
What the holy fuck.
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Re: You'll Never Believe What Happens Next
« Reply #24 on: December 07, 2013, 05:23:32 am »
Quote from: pmcd9 on December 06, 2013, 07:00:42 pm
"A Boy Was Born Without a Hand. I Couldn't Have Guessed What His Dad Made for Him. Mind: Blown!"

Was it a hand? I'll bet it's a hand.

Hey Paul, I saw this on Facebook and it is indeed a hand. He made him a hand.
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Re: You'll Never Believe What Happens Next
« Reply #25 on: December 09, 2013, 07:55:44 pm »
Quote from: miles on December 07, 2013, 05:23:32 am
Hey Paul, I saw this on Facebook and it is indeed a hand. He made him a hand.
clap...clap...clap...

Oh, made him a hand.  nm
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Re: You'll Never Believe What Happens Next
« Reply #26 on: December 11, 2013, 04:14:21 am »
The Headline: "A Guy With No Experience Had a Crazy Idea. And the Result is BRILLIANT."

The Sub Head: "He thought he'd give it a shot. He did much more than that."

The Facebook Teaser: "I can barely put put two legos together. So when I saw what this guy did, I was pretty much in awe."

That's a hell of a lot of hype for a dude that built a small camper on a trailer.
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Re: You'll Never Believe What Happens Next
« Reply #27 on: December 12, 2013, 01:29:07 am »
I think part of what we don't like about Upworthy is Smarm.
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Re: You'll Never Believe What Happens Next
« Reply #28 on: December 12, 2013, 03:57:08 am »
Quote from: theinevitable on December 12, 2013, 01:29:07 am
I think part of what we don't like about Upworthy is Smarm.

Thank you for that.
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Re: You'll Never Believe What Happens Next
« Reply #29 on: December 15, 2013, 12:34:43 am »
Quote from: theinevitable on December 12, 2013, 01:29:07 am
I think part of what we don't like about Upworthy is Smarm.

That essay is fantastic – thanks for pointing it out.
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