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Author Topic: December 20, 2013 Now that's pickin'  (Read 3843 times)

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December 20, 2013 Now that's pickin'
« on: December 20, 2013, 11:45:47 am »
http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=12202013

Here ya go chumps

Also, was charts also one of Charles Mingus's cats?
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Re: January 20, 2013 Now that's pickin'
« Reply #1 on: December 20, 2013, 01:00:38 pm »
Aww this is nice. And Penny's getting a voice of her own, too. It's just a shame her character is drawn so weirdly.

Also, maybe I'm just a stupid person, but did anybody else have trouble with 'mat-ching'? Here I was, googling all this new age chi shit before I sobered up and realized that line-end hyphenation was a thing.
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Re: December 20, 2013 Now that's pickin'
« Reply #2 on: December 20, 2013, 01:22:13 pm »
Here in the states it's still December.
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Re: December 20, 2013 Now that's pickin'
« Reply #3 on: December 20, 2013, 01:39:40 pm »
I'm an old soggy fart getting eye mist because of 2 badly drawn bears hugging. Now, now, Deja. Emotions.
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Re: Septanuary 20, 2013 Now that's pickin'
« Reply #4 on: December 20, 2013, 01:40:25 pm »
Fuck man, I drank myself back in time last night!
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Re: December 20, 2013 Now that's pickin'
« Reply #5 on: December 20, 2013, 01:43:54 pm »
"HI, I'M ELDER BOBBY! DO YOU WANT TO HEAR GOD'S GOOD NEWS?"

Too close. Too fuck*ng close > <
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Re: December 20, 2013 Now that's pickin'
« Reply #6 on: December 20, 2013, 02:37:44 pm »
This. This was nice.

Poignant.
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Re: December 20, 2013 Now that's pickin'
« Reply #7 on: December 20, 2013, 06:27:22 pm »
Apparently I am the only one who was totally weirded out by this. What the hell kind of person hugs a stranger in a Goodwill?
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Re: December 20, 2013 Now that's pickin'
« Reply #8 on: December 20, 2013, 06:52:40 pm »
yeah, and for so long. Why would it be weird to shake her hand? I shake peoples' hands on first dates if I haven't met them in person. They ALWAYS love it.

Yesterday a girl I have been on a few dates with came in when I was at work, and my coworker basically said that I am punching way above my weight, and I must have some secret charm weapons.
(I'm going to take the compliment, but also this coworker is not interested in scrawny white guys so I'm going to also say that I am HANDSOME.)
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Re: December 20, 2013 Now that's pickin'
« Reply #9 on: December 20, 2013, 08:08:50 pm »
Quote from: wombat on December 20, 2013, 06:27:22 pm
Apparently I am the only one who was totally weirded out by this. What the hell kind of person hugs a stranger in a Goodwill?

But they're not strangers! They're long lost soooooooooooulmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaates.
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Re: December 20, 2013 Now that's pickin'
« Reply #10 on: December 20, 2013, 09:05:21 pm »
Quote from: AugustWest on December 20, 2013, 01:22:13 pm
Here in the states it's still December.

JSV must be in Australia.
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Re: December 20, 2013 Now that's pickin'
« Reply #11 on: December 21, 2013, 07:28:36 am »
schli·ma·zel also shli·ma·zel  (shl-mäzl)
n. Slang
An extremely unlucky or inept person; a habitual failure.
Yiddish shlimazl

-copied and pasted from the first thing google came up with.

Hmmm... I feel like that word is going to come back around on me in the old internal monologue.
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Re: December 20, 2013 Now that's pickin'
« Reply #12 on: December 21, 2013, 03:03:10 pm »
Quote from: colmore on December 21, 2013, 07:28:36 am
schli·ma·zel also shli·ma·zel  (shl-mäzl)
n. Slang
An extremely unlucky or inept person; a habitual failure.
Yiddish shlimazl


Anyone who grew up in the 70s knows that word.
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Re: December 20, 2013 Now that's pickin'
« Reply #13 on: December 21, 2013, 03:16:14 pm »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLsukIsrcMI This video should clear things up.
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Re: December 20, 2013 Now that's pickin'
« Reply #14 on: December 21, 2013, 03:22:35 pm »
Yiddish : Everyday Foibles :: Eskimo : Snow
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