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The Five Basic Places of Brooms
« on: December 24, 2013, 03:48:54 am »
I'm waiting for a strip or blog post where Roast Beef talks about the "Five Basic Places Of Brooms" which allows him to immediately find necessary things to clean up a spill in a stranger's house.
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Re: The Five Basic Places of Brooms
« Reply #1 on: December 24, 2013, 03:58:40 am »
I don't believe you. You don't wanna see a strip about that. You're just showing us 'Some Words You Have Put Together In An Order.'

And they do sound nice together, but all five would be variations on 'broom closet,' so I dunno if this rumination has legs.
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Re: The Five Basic Places of Brooms
« Reply #2 on: December 24, 2013, 04:09:32 am »
Dang Malcolm, that was a pretty high quality smackdown.
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Re: The Five Basic Places of Brooms
« Reply #3 on: December 24, 2013, 04:29:32 am »
Just sayin, man. 

I like arranging words in pleasing formations too, but they sometimes lead me to 'dilemmas.'
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Re: The Five Basic Places of Brooms
« Reply #4 on: December 24, 2013, 05:00:53 am »
Let's make the new guys fight.
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Re: The Five Basic Places of Brooms
« Reply #5 on: December 24, 2013, 06:17:01 am »
I don't know about you guys, but personally, for me, i'd like to se a strip about "The Five Basic Places of Brooms" starrintg Raost Befe. I think I mite learn a lot from a strip about Five Basic Places, especially as they relate to Brooms. Juts think ab ut the shenhanhighans Raist Befe, Lei Bot, and Tedoor might find themslevles up to in a situation about Brooms.




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Re: The Five Basic Places of Brooms
« Reply #6 on: December 24, 2013, 06:17:47 am »
Quote from: AugustWest on December 24, 2013, 05:00:53 am
Let's make the new guys fight.

No thank you.
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Re: The Five Basic Places of Brooms
« Reply #7 on: December 24, 2013, 01:49:51 pm »
I want to see a strip, period. I'm not picky.
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Re: The Five Basic Places of Brooms
« Reply #8 on: December 24, 2013, 02:10:19 pm »
Quote from: Choop on December 24, 2013, 06:17:01 am
Raist Befe, Lei Bot, and Tedoor might find themslevles up to in a situation about Brooms

This is like Mexican Magic Realism Achewood right here. And I think "Lei Bot" has great potential as a character.

Oh wait, I don't think that, I'm just writing stuff.
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Re: The Five Basic Places of Brooms
« Reply #9 on: December 24, 2013, 02:12:06 pm »
I understand Delta has started using a Lei Bot in order to cut costs because actual Hawaiian maidens were getting too pricey.
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Re: The Five Basic Places of Brooms
« Reply #10 on: December 24, 2013, 02:28:04 pm »
1. Leaning in a corner of the kitchen.
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Re: The Five Basic Places of Brooms
« Reply #11 on: December 24, 2013, 03:11:31 pm »
2. Behind the door in the guest bathroom
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Re: The Five Basic Places of Brooms
« Reply #12 on: December 24, 2013, 03:15:10 pm »
3. Broom Closet.
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Re: The Five Basic Places of Brooms
« Reply #13 on: December 24, 2013, 03:54:09 pm »
4.  Between a witch's legs.
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Re: The Five Basic Places of Brooms
« Reply #14 on: December 24, 2013, 04:19:17 pm »
5. In a System.
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