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« on: January 20, 2004, 01:09:01 pm »
Oh, please, can we just have a couple of weeks of seminal moments from cinema involving Roombas? I'm loving it.
It's the look of pure nonchalance on Teodor's face and the extended vroooooooom as he slidles across towards Beef.
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« Reply #1 on: January 20, 2004, 01:25:26 pm »
Seriously. For a second yesterday, I thought Teodor was just disinterested, but it's obvious that he's just so GODDAMNED dramatic!

Teodor is putting on display a heretofore unseen depth of character. Fantastic.

I don't think Beef realized what he was getting into.
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« Reply #2 on: January 20, 2004, 01:49:38 pm »
Beef's final expression is perfect.

But either Teodor's roomba is going backwards today or Beef's was yesterday. I didn't know they could do that.
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« Reply #3 on: January 20, 2004, 02:48:22 pm »
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Beef's final expression is perfect.

But either Teodor's roomba is going backwards today or Beef's was yesterday. I didn't know they could do that.


I wondered about that yesterday, but deduced that the black edge was the front, and thus Beef was stood on his backwards. But indeed, today's would thus be wrong.
And so I can't make fun of you for paying attention to it, since I did yesterday.
Damn.
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« Reply #4 on: January 20, 2004, 03:31:21 pm »
So is Onstad just trying to get some free Roombas™ or what?
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« Reply #5 on: January 20, 2004, 04:33:17 pm »
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So is Onstad just trying to get some free Roombas™ or what?


Yes, Onstad has a circular room containing no furniture, and so can put good use to these otherwise hideously overpriced and maddeningly feckless devices.

Okay, I'm bitter.  My roomba built itself a mate from my Mindstorms and they ran away together.
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« Reply #6 on: January 20, 2004, 04:55:25 pm »
Has it been noted yet that Beef is wearing a shirt and tie but no pantaloons?
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« Reply #7 on: January 20, 2004, 05:30:30 pm »
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For some reason the path of cleanliness Teodors Roomba left behind him as he zoomed in for his line only made this better for me.


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« Reply #8 on: January 20, 2004, 05:53:55 pm »
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Tom Cruise film vehicles.


Now that's a pun (and a damn good one).

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« Reply #9 on: January 20, 2004, 09:49:35 pm »
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Has it been noted yet that Beef is wearing a shirt and tie but no pantaloons?

No. But has Beef ever worn #####? Ever?

Anyway, I have to agree: I could take massive quantities more of this sort of thing. It's just... so... perfect. However, I would humbly require Philippe's presence.

He could stand on it.
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« Reply #10 on: January 20, 2004, 10:56:22 pm »
So now whenever we see Beef sitting at his computer in his shirt and tie we will have to think about the fact that he is not wearing any bottoms.

Somehow this is disturbing despite the fact that he is a cat and in half the pictures he's wearing nothing at all.
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« Reply #11 on: January 21, 2004, 12:20:27 am »
Oh, the troublesome issues raised by anthropomorphism...
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« Reply #12 on: January 21, 2004, 12:34:31 am »
I've been living those issues forever. It's time some do-gooder lefty took up our cause.
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« Reply #13 on: January 21, 2004, 08:59:39 am »
this is some boring shit.  jesus, quit fawning.
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« Reply #14 on: January 21, 2004, 02:27:49 pm »
Oh boy, a troll!  I've missed those... NOT.
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