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[wombat]

Can't you date more than one person at a time? Isn't it a bit soon to be making a permanent committment?

[theinevitable]

I have learned that i am not good at doing that. It makes me really stressed out.

[wombat]

Like you are so relaxed the rest of the time?

[Carlos del Vaca]

This is good: https://twitter.com/RoyMooreshoss

[Carlos del Vaca]

Inev please explain the "fohhhhh"/"sucking your man's dick" thing

[theinevitable]

OK so:

There was a funny tweet once where a woman said “suckin dick while my man playing 2k.” 2k is nba2k a basketball video game. Hours later she clarified “LMAO y’all thought i meant my mans dick? FOH!” (Fuck out of here). There was also a funny tweet of a guy “dramatically reading” the tweet out loud, and he pronounced “FOH” like “Foh” and not “eff oh ache.”

And then yesterday people made things where they replaced the subtitles on Simpsons screenshots from iconic scenes with riffs on the tweet. It made me laugh very hard.

[theinevitable]

so, seems like I have a girlfriend, even though I do things like explain that tweet joke to her.

(I try to get her to explain things to me at length but she is not interested, maybe I can keep working on this)

[wombat]

Who? Which one? Come on, don't be a tease!

[theinevitable]

She is a tall midwestern A-CAP journalism grad student. She’s doing a dual thing in finance and journalism. She has a job and school and is very busy. But very sweet and the kind of intense intimidating smart that gets me going. On our first date we went on an architectural tour and since then we have mostly eaten/cooked. Things are good.

[Carlos del Vaca]

It sure was nice not checking social media or the news for the better part of five days. Also having 80 degree weather.

I seriously want to stop every person who is staying at a $500-per-night Disney deluxe hotel and ask them "How are you doing this? Are you actually that wealthy? Is this the only vacation you take in the space of two years or so? Or do you do this instead of saving for retirement or your kids' college?"

[KeithHernandez]

Which is it for you?

[Carlos del Vaca]

We didn't stay at the $500-per-night hotel, we just went there to have dinner and gawk. We stayed at a Doubletree, which was free on Hilton points since I traveled so much for work this summer.

[KeithHernandez]

That sounds like my family!  And yeah, living in this rich, new-agey part of Southern California...how do some of these people get money for $15 smoothies on Wednesday afternoon?  It’s best not to think about it too much.

[wombat]

And how do people get the nerve to charge $15 for a smoothie?

Wait, the thread has changed subject and I forgot to ask Inev how he met the new girlfriend. I feel like there was an architectural tour mentioned several months ago, is this the same one?

[theinevitable]

Yes. I saw her on tinder, we matched, but then i noticed she went to college at _____ where my roommate went so i showed her the picture and she said OH MY fuck*ng GOD DAN YOU HAVE TO DATE HER SHE’S PERFECT FOR YOU.