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Re: Return of the Son of Today I'm Gonna...
« Reply #840 on: December 06, 2017, 06:18:07 pm »

...be glad my shit is not burning all the fuck up out here.

This weather year sucks dank balls, let me say.

Summer weather patterns ran into November, now in December we're finally getting the Santa Ana blow 'n' burn two months late. In the meantime, we haven't gotten enough rain to rinse a cricket.

Christ, at least, for the moment, I can schadenfreude by watching the Bel Aire rich shits burn up.

Except they have hosss and stuff and watching the animals brought into the county fair site shelters and needing to be vet doctored for burns breaks my nasty little coal of heart. This one hoss was burned across big swatches of his haunches and he just looked so miserable.

Wait, you know what? Fuck every single one of those people that didn't trailer their animals out first and then sweat possessions latrer.
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« Reply #841 on: December 06, 2017, 07:10:18 pm »

I'll take tornados (tornadoes?  tornadi?) over wildfire any day of the week. 

Glad y'all are safe.
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« Reply #842 on: December 06, 2017, 09:09:29 pm »

Saw a couple film clips that are freaking apocalyptic. Reminding myself not to whine that we might have snow flurries later in the week.
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« Reply #843 on: December 10, 2017, 06:31:19 am »

Yeesh. Now that I'm finally kind of dating someone, I run into the cute bagel shop girl at a bar and she thinks I am really funny. She approached me and leaned on me heavily (like the weird full body lean you do when you are trying to put the moves on someone) and insisted on giving me her number. come on, universe.
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« Reply #844 on: December 10, 2017, 02:34:47 pm »

Can't you date more than one person at a time? Isn't it a bit soon to be making a permanent committment?
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« Reply #845 on: December 10, 2017, 02:42:45 pm »

I have learned that i am not good at doing that. It makes me really stressed out.
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« Reply #846 on: December 11, 2017, 05:30:40 pm »

Like you are so relaxed the rest of the time?
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« Reply #847 on: December 13, 2017, 01:27:05 am »

I wish his hoss had ate that wide hand on the reins no riding Alabama shit.


But for real, shitty rider rapey old white shit.
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« Reply #848 on: December 13, 2017, 02:14:11 pm »

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« Reply #849 on: December 13, 2017, 02:56:05 pm »

Inev please explain the "fohhhhh"/"sucking your man's dick" thing
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« Reply #851 on: December 13, 2017, 06:25:05 pm »

OK so:

There was a funny tweet once where a woman said “suckin dick while my man playing 2k.” 2k is nba2k a basketball video game. Hours later she clarified “LMAO y’all thought i meant my mans dick? FOH!” (Fuck out of here). There was also a funny tweet of a guy “dramatically reading” the tweet out loud, and he pronounced “FOH” like “Foh” and not “eff oh ache.”

And then yesterday people made things where they replaced the subtitles on Simpsons screenshots from iconic scenes with riffs on the tweet. It made me laugh very hard.
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« Reply #852 on: December 21, 2017, 05:39:17 am »

so, seems like I have a girlfriend, even though I do things like explain that tweet joke to her.

(I try to get her to explain things to me at length but she is not interested, maybe I can keep working on this)
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« Reply #853 on: December 21, 2017, 01:24:38 pm »

Who? Which one? Come on, don't be a tease!
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« Reply #854 on: December 21, 2017, 03:34:11 pm »

She is a tall midwestern A-CAP journalism grad student. She’s doing a dual thing in finance and journalism. She has a job and school and is very busy. But very sweet and the kind of intense intimidating smart that gets me going. On our first date we went on an architectural tour and since then we have mostly eaten/cooked. Things are good.
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