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let's roll - 26/01
« on: January 26, 2004, 12:02:54 pm »
Who'da thunk it. Ray all ollie'ing beautifully. Kickass frontside grab.
I'd love to know where he found that halfpipe on the way to Carl's.
And I'm guessing this is Carl pre-neutering?

Now, who's wang haven't we seen yet, as far as Achewood character's go?

Oh and also, those are the illest skating clothes I ever have seen. I totally want Onstad to do a cool 80's style R tee like that so I can start skating again in it.
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« Reply #1 on: January 26, 2004, 02:16:52 pm »
Boy howdy, I did NOT need to see Beef's ding dong this morning.
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« Reply #2 on: January 26, 2004, 02:49:16 pm »
Quote from: "carlosdelvaca"
Boy howdy, I did NOT need to see Beef's ding dong this morning.


yeah. i'm hung over, and it was very alarming. my eyes kind of hurt.
still, i want that R tee.
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« Reply #3 on: January 26, 2004, 02:57:35 pm »
I'd have looked at today's strip, but Achewood.com is 404 right now.

Maybe Onstad had trouble paying the hosting bill.
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« Reply #4 on: January 26, 2004, 03:25:51 pm »
Quote from: "palm trees"
yeah. i'm hung over, and it was very alarming. my eyes kind of hurt.
still, i want that R tee.


Man. You're hung over, but Beef is just hung. Dang.
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« Reply #5 on: January 26, 2004, 04:51:34 pm »
oh my god straight-up ding-dong action this morning
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« Reply #6 on: January 26, 2004, 05:14:05 pm »
Zounds.  That hurt.
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« Reply #7 on: January 26, 2004, 05:16:23 pm »
Dang, every male cat I ever had has his ding-dong in a little furry sheath type thing.  It stayed there unless it was angry.
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« Reply #8 on: January 26, 2004, 05:49:36 pm »
of course, the day of my first post has to be a ding-dong day.
How come I get the feeling that indignities are about to be visited on Mr. C. "Roast Beef" Kazenzakis' bozack?
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« Reply #9 on: January 26, 2004, 05:59:39 pm »
Quote from: "Bozack"

How come I get the feeling that indignities are about to be visited on Mr. C. "Roast Beef" Kazenzakis' bozack?


But there's no cross bar on a skateboard? Or whatever they are called (long time since I cycled).
Of course he could, despite not trying to do a 50-50 grind, manage to fall on the banister, straddle-wise.
Has to be said, I was a little shocked discovering Beef's wang, while drinking my first coffee, with bacon roll, at work, of a morning. Odd start to the week. Although fitting.
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« Reply #10 on: January 26, 2004, 06:00:42 pm »
Alright Mr. or Ms. Bozack, how would you suggest we refer to you?  Numbers ain't a name.  I'm thinking you should be Bozak, or Ding Dong Day.

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« Reply #11 on: January 26, 2004, 06:31:08 pm »
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Alright Mr. or Ms. Bozack, how would you suggest we refer to you?  Numbers ain't a name.


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« Reply #12 on: January 26, 2004, 06:42:03 pm »
I'm not sure there's ever a good time to see Beef's ding-dong. I feel faintly dirty right now, as if I have been a bad, bad person.
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« Reply #13 on: January 26, 2004, 06:48:36 pm »
Okay, who hasn't had their ding-dong eminate from their short-##### at some point while playing sports in the summer?

I've never had it while skating, but still.

If Beef gets it caught in anything, I think I'm going to take a little vacation from reading Achewood for awhile.
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« Reply #14 on: January 26, 2004, 06:48:38 pm »
Just the prospect of seeing some porn has put beef in a state. This legendarily occurred to an acquaintance in High School as well - we had those track shorts, the satiny ones with the sort of speedo-type thing sewn into them. His junk allegedly erected and emerged whilst running (hard to believe, that part). I think Beef has just lost control of his adolescent junk.
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