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« Reply #15 on: January 26, 2004, 06:52:10 pm »
OH WOW!  This must explain the nickname I got on the cross-country team in 8th grade.

Mr. Peekaboo.

I don't know whether to weep or strut.
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« Reply #16 on: January 26, 2004, 06:54:39 pm »
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Okay, who hasn't had their ding-dong eminate from their short-***** at some point while playing sports in the summer?

Well, I haven't.
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« Reply #17 on: January 26, 2004, 06:55:57 pm »
I thought we called you "Mr Vienna".

Now if they had called you "Abe Frohman", that would have been funny.
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« Reply #18 on: January 26, 2004, 06:58:32 pm »
I'm guessing the pains to come to Beef's wang won't involve impact but more along the lines of Debbie catching a glimpse. Then Beef'll get all embarresed and run home before having to face a nickname the next day.
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« Reply #19 on: January 26, 2004, 07:37:17 pm »
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every dudes junk drawer gets rattled open at some point


Again, I must point out that this is 10x funnier than today's strip.
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« Reply #20 on: January 26, 2004, 07:37:17 pm »
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I'm guessing the pains to come to Beef's wang won't involve impact but more along the lines of Debbie catching a glimpse. Then Beef'll get all embarresed and run home before having to face a nickname the next day.

Well, I'm no doctor of cat-c*ck-ology, but it doesn't look like Beef really has anything to be ashamed of. He is coming all the way out of his shorts and is obviously not even erect i mean come on.
Ha, yes, please refer to me as Bozack or perhaps D3: Ding Dong Day.
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« Reply #21 on: January 26, 2004, 08:06:14 pm »
Wow, nicely done, El Bozak. You are a titan of our time.
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« Reply #22 on: January 26, 2004, 08:14:32 pm »
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Wow, nicely done, El Bozak. You are a titan of our time.


I was leaning toward D3:  Ding Dong Day.  I even found a great avatar.



Where's the ding dong?  You don't want to know.

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« Reply #23 on: January 26, 2004, 08:23:26 pm »
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His junk allegedly erected and emerged whilst running (hard to believe, that part). I think Beef has just lost control of his adolescent junk.


Nah, it's just the vibration from the steps. Like sitting on a particularly bad bus.
And as for Jough, wondering whether about junk coming out from under shorts... I have never worn shorts. They scare me beyond belief. Let alone the fact I have the worst legs for shorts now. I used to have good legs. Now, alas... All hairy and white.
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« Reply #24 on: January 26, 2004, 08:34:41 pm »
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Where's the ding dong?  You don't want to know.

Paul, you worry me. I mean that in the best way possible.
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« Reply #25 on: January 26, 2004, 09:00:23 pm »
<-------Is that good? Is that what you WANT?
Here it is again:

Oh, also, I thought I once heard that cats and dogs (along with, hypothetically, other animals) can, when in danger, suck their bozacks into their stomach cavities. Why does Beef not utilize this bozack-saving strategum?
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So, we know when Beef was born he was not "all developed," hence Cassandra. But, having now seen his Hydden Sceptyre, and finding it good, we have to ask: what else is down there?

P.S. Dear diary, talked about a cartoon cat's genitalia today, at length, on the internet. Also, became everything I once mocked. Perhaps now god can free me from this mockery of life.
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« Reply #26 on: January 26, 2004, 09:07:04 pm »
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So, we know when Beef was born he was not "all developed," hence Cassandra. But, having now seen his Hydden Sceptyre, and finding it good, we have to ask: what else is down there?

This is an excellent question, even if it also makes me shudder to think.

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« Reply #27 on: January 26, 2004, 09:07:09 pm »
Reading this strip is like pulling up beside a car at a stoplight, and noticing that your friend is driving, and then looking into the backseat and seeing another friend's ass.  

It's like living with a man who will creep up behind you, take out his wang, and say your name to get you to turn around.  

Not that I would know what that's like.  

Not at all.
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« Reply #28 on: January 26, 2004, 09:08:54 pm »
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It's like living with a man who will creep up behind you, take out his wang, and say your name to get you to turn around.  



Oh great, now I have try that.
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« Reply #29 on: January 26, 2004, 09:18:18 pm »
Why do I get the impression we're all wandering down a perilous, perilous path?
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