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[AugustWest]

I was gonna say "my wife" but she would pound me if she found out.  

I had an enticing little stress ball for several months.  It was filled with blue liquid and that tiny little glittery stuff.  So, along with the usual tactile rush you got from squeezing the squishy object, you also got a little visual pleasuring, too.  It was my favorite squishy object, as long as it lasted.  Very popular around the office, too. But it got a tiny little pin prick and peed glittery water (at least I hope it was water) all over my desk.

Now, I guess my favorite squishy object is the jello at the Chinese buffet I frequent.  The flavor varies, but they always make it so it has that tough skin on one side and the sour and slightly crunchy undisolved jello mix on the other.  Which is precisely how I prefer my ground cow hooves (hoofs?) served.

Et tu?

[jough]

I think any real breasts, especially if they belong to a good-looking woman.

Those silicone things are neither pleasing to the eye NOR the touch.

And I'm not even a "breast man."  But what the hell else is squishy that's so much fun?

[slink]

I think any real breasts, especially if they belong to a good-looking woman.

Those silicone things are neither pleasing to the eye NOR the touch.

And I'm not even a "breast man."  But what the hell else is squishy that's so much fun?

I pretty much second all of that.
It was gonna be my answer certainly!

[jay-ell]

Silly putty.  I can idly mess with any kind of pliable putty-like object for hours.  I'm a fidgety one, I am.

[CortJstr]

I know it's weird, but I've always liked those little water tubes that slip right out of your hand when you try to grab them. That's minutes of quality fun right there.

[jay-ell]

Oooooooooooh, yeah!  What are those things called?  

I like to put my index fingers inside like chinese hand cuffs.

[AugustWest]

Yeah!  Me too!

I like to put my index fingers in... WHAT?

Oh. They didn't mean...?  Really?  Are you sure?  

Well, OK.

Never mind.

[V-Adore]

I had an enticing little stress ball for several months.  It was filled with blue liquid and that tiny little glittery stuff.  So, along with the usual tactile rush you got from squeezing the squishy object, you also got a little visual pleasuring, too.

I have one of these, two, except that it has both a) little nubbins on the actual stress-ball bit and b) a thick rubber cord with a finger-ring, so you can propel it out at things. I've heard it called a "water yo-yo" before, and it's a frighteningly lovely tactile desk gadget.

I'm not sure if it counts as an "object," but an all-time favorite squishy substance is the "ooblik" one can make with a mixture of cornstarch and water -- one of those things that everyone made in their fifth-grade science classes. It was disgusting, it was fun, anyone could make it for about a buck, and it didn't stain anything, thus making it about as good as a squishy thing could be to a ten-year-old.

[CortJstr]

Does anybody else remember when Cyberian Outpost (outpost.com) used to be the Greatest Website in the Free World AND Parts of Communist China? Where if you ordered by 11pm EST they'd send your shit out with FREE overnight shipping? And every order came with a yellow CB stress ball. At one point I think I had like a dozen of them shooting around my dorm room. It was glorious.

Well, and the things like Worms 2 that came with the stress balls was neat too.

[satchel]

I remember outpost.com, it was too good to last. I’ve got some yellow yo-yos of theirs.

[monkeyb]

those slip out of your hand tube thingies were called "Wet Willies", a name disturbing all on it's own.

[CortJstr]

those slip out of your hand tube thingies were called "Wet Willies", a name disturbing all on it's own.

Dang, those things are phallic enough with the nomenclatural connection to Clinton.

[AlohaDawg]

I've also heard those tubular, fluid filled thingies called Water Weenies which is even more disturbing than Wet Willies I think.

[slink]

Man, one of my ex's got me one of those as a present one time. All I could think was, wow, that's erm, so sweet of you dear.

[V-Adore]

Man, one of my ex's got me one of those as a present one time. All I could think was, wow, that's erm, so sweet of you dear.

... wow. Just... wow. I was about to ask whether this gift was given while you were dating or afterwards, but honestly, I'm not sure which is the worse option.

That does sound like an advice letter to Ray (or J) in action, though. "So, my ex-SO just bought me a Water Weenie, and, uh..."