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« Reply #45 on: May 15, 2004, 09:51:39 pm »
Hoody hoo, indeed. Hail to Zart, who shall be funny hereafter!
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« Reply #46 on: May 17, 2004, 08:33:02 pm »
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NO PRESSURE OR ANYTHING

According to the "Respect in the Workplace" seminar I attended last week (which was rounded off by like four hours of "Company Feud" and "Wheel of Knowledge"), the stale retort "if I told you, I'd have to kill you" is officially Not Funny Anymore and has been reassigned to the far sexier "Potentially Actionable For Assault" category. Which sort of blows any plans I had for a lazy one-sentence apologia.

Choop called it, though, and just as soon as I read like four thousand posts I'll be screeching my way right back to the Signal : Noise Hall of Fame.
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« Reply #47 on: May 17, 2004, 09:41:14 pm »
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That is the funniest faux markup tag in the History of the Internet.

Catch "History of the Internet" repeated five times a day on TechTV.
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« Reply #48 on: May 17, 2004, 10:19:13 pm »
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According to the "Respect in the Workplace" seminar I attended last week....


Ha, if there's one thing a workplace should lack, it's respect. Today, I had to go to work at 10 in the morning on my day off so that someone could take pictures for a press package. This meant that I ended up wearing spandex ##### and a silver raver shirt, blowing bubbles from a phallic bottle, standing in a damn parking lot with 7 or so other luckless fools, for no pay. On the way back in, one of my bosses, a 50 year old woman who offered to show me her clit piercing, smacked me on the ass. Also, I found out today that another one of my bosses has a picture floating around the internet of her, shot from behind, topless, wearing a garter belt, and with her wrists bound. I can't help but feel that if respect entered into my workplace, I'd probably quit.
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« Reply #49 on: May 17, 2004, 11:13:23 pm »
Bozack has the best job ever. Ever.
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« Reply #50 on: May 17, 2004, 11:28:16 pm »
I can't start to comment on Bozack's job other than stating that it's a good thing I don't work there.

Also, that Chubby Checker really thinks a lot of himself, doesn't he...
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« Reply #51 on: May 17, 2004, 11:47:35 pm »


R-E-S-P-E-C-T

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« Reply #52 on: May 21, 2004, 08:43:07 pm »
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According to the "Respect in the Workplace" seminar I attended last week....


Ha, if there's one thing a workplace should lack, it's respect. Today, I had to go to work at 10 in the morning on my day off so that someone could take pictures for a press package. This meant that I ended up wearing spandex ***** and a silver raver shirt, blowing bubbles from a phallic bottle, standing in a damn parking lot with 7 or so other luckless fools, for no pay. On the way back in, one of my bosses, a 50 year old woman who offered to show me her clit piercing, smacked me on the ass. Also, I found out today that another one of my bosses has a picture floating around the internet of her, shot from behind, topless, wearing a garter belt, and with her wrists bound. I can't help but feel that if respect entered into my workplace, I'd probably quit.


Righteous!  Are they MILF's? Or are they all frumpy & skank-like?
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« Reply #53 on: May 21, 2004, 09:48:24 pm »
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Righteous!  Are they MILF's? Or are they all frumpy & skank-like?


Ha, I'll PM you the link if you want to be the judge.
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« Reply #54 on: May 21, 2004, 09:52:16 pm »
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Ha, I'll PM you the link if you want to be the judge.


Oh yeah, nothing is more reassuring than deferred ambivalence. I'm going to skip the not-quite-fully-formed crack I had lined up about gift hosss and mouths, big bleeding gaping ones &c.
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« Reply #55 on: May 21, 2004, 10:25:54 pm »
Dude, I have no pride whatsoever. PM me the link.
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« Reply #56 on: May 21, 2004, 10:39:19 pm »
Don't be shy, post it on up right here in this fora.

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« Reply #57 on: May 22, 2004, 01:42:49 am »
Hahaha, sigh, OKAY. Here's a picture of my boss:



Yeah. That's what I THOUGHT.
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« Reply #58 on: May 22, 2004, 01:47:15 am »
That is certainly the hottest picture entitled "shovel-angle" I have ever seen. How old is this woman again?
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« Reply #59 on: May 22, 2004, 02:45:54 am »
Speaking from an entirely heterosexual-female perspective...
PROPER.
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