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« Reply #120 on: February 26, 2004, 08:23:38 pm »
You were like the Martha Stewart of condoms.
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« Reply #121 on: February 26, 2004, 08:29:46 pm »
Hmmm...Only if you shower together.  I need some pictures to sell on the Internet.
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« Reply #122 on: February 26, 2004, 08:34:37 pm »
Oh man if Tori Amos were here right now she would need so many hugs from me
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« Reply #123 on: February 28, 2004, 09:27:04 pm »
"Shut up, old computer! Shut up, whore computer!"

If it wasn't for that guest appearance, I dunno if I ever would have discovered Achewood.
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« Reply #124 on: March 01, 2004, 05:01:04 pm »
"I think about her in my private moments"
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« Reply #125 on: March 16, 2004, 03:40:46 pm »
Hee! I am glad that I found this forum.

Awesome. AWESOME!!

this [forum] is basically like treasure.
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« Reply #126 on: March 16, 2004, 10:56:05 pm »
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Hee! I am glad that I found this forum.

Awesome. AWESOME!!

this [forum] is basically like treasure.


I don't recall which strip this quote comes from.

~Paul
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« Reply #127 on: March 17, 2004, 03:16:05 am »
Oh yeah i'd forgotten that one.  Welcome Linnear.

~Paul
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« Reply #128 on: March 17, 2004, 05:30:11 am »
No one in science would.
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« Reply #129 on: March 17, 2004, 02:43:08 pm »
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Quote from: "linnea"
Hee! I am glad that I found this forum.

Awesome. AWESOME!!

this [forum] is basically like treasure.


I don't recall which strip this quote comes from.

~Paul


Yes, Asherdan noted the Beef on the moon storyline--Beef is on the phone to Ray, telling him about how the show Cheers is basically like treasure.

The "Awesome. AWESOME!!" quote is from the very first Ray's Place strip:
 
Quote from: "Ray"

My question is whether or not I should be getting it on with one of my professors. I mean, she is a total fox, and she's giving me those eyes all the time. Man, you know what I mean. The problem is though, that it isn't very professional, and I guess we could both get in lots of trouble. —T.P., California

Dear T.P.,

It sounds to me like you haven't read the Sex Rulebook! The first rule of Sex is that everybody can always get it on. Man, go for it! Awesome! Awesome!
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« Reply #130 on: March 17, 2004, 04:26:01 pm »
Quote from: "linnea"

The "Awesome. AWESOME!!" quote is from the very first Ray's Place strip:


Oh dear God. It's like Ray wants you to imagine him cheering you on the next time you Make the Sex.

TRY GETTING THAT IMAGE OUT OF YOUR HEADS
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« Reply #131 on: March 17, 2004, 05:33:36 pm »
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Try THAT image!

I'm sure this has already been quoted, but BOO TO THAT!
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« Reply #132 on: March 17, 2004, 07:21:26 pm »
Wow. I now officially know overly much about Asherdan's sex life.

But hey, whatever makes your and your special person's day.
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« Reply #133 on: March 17, 2004, 10:57:45 pm »
no sir, this is nothing short of a revolution
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« Reply #134 on: March 18, 2004, 02:16:07 am »
I do so like The Cure "for real!"

(Shunted over from Dumbrella. Hi.

For some reason Achewood is funniest when making fun of things I like.)

Say, you're kind of liberal, right? Kind of listenin' to The Cure and stuff?

Seriously, man! Who writes this shit? Nerdy bitches on speed?
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