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The cat is having an argument with his powerful shoe 3/5/04
« Reply #60 on: March 07, 2004, 07:34:10 pm »
I guess I'm weird - I prefer a wide field of vision to a less-nerdy appearance.
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« Reply #61 on: March 07, 2004, 08:14:18 pm »
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I guess I'm weird - I prefer a wide field of vision to a less-nerdy appearance.


Which in itself is nerdy enough!
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« Reply #62 on: March 08, 2004, 05:47:40 am »
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I've got worse astigmatism than near-sightedness, and I'm still able to see with contacts. However, I'll never be a candidate for any eye surgery because my pupils are ridiculously big-- too close to where they usually do the slice-em' dice-em'.


Good to know. Every doctor I see remarks I have the biggest pupils they've ever seen.
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« Reply #63 on: March 08, 2004, 04:19:22 pm »
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Good to know. Every doctor I see remarks I have the biggest pupils they've ever seen.


Likewise. Well not doctors, but everyone always asks me whether I'm stoned. Which, well...
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« Reply #64 on: March 08, 2004, 04:28:44 pm »
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Good to know. Every doctor I see remarks I have the biggest pupils they've ever seen.


They say that to me too.  But that's just because I'm a teacher at the Marlon Brando School for the Absurdly Obese.
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« Reply #65 on: March 08, 2004, 09:28:07 pm »
Between the ages of roughly 0 and 13, I was unable to go to a doctor's appointment* without the doctor exclaiming that I had big tonsils. Absolutely huge tonsils.

They're still there, but I guess the rest of the world caught up in tonsil size and now I have nothing to write home about.

* Aside from the eye doctor, who had no reason to ever see my tonsils.
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« Reply #66 on: March 08, 2004, 10:05:23 pm »
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Last Doctor guy visit on the 'go ahhhh' check he said they "Wobble like dashboard hula girls" .

I was a little underwhelmed by his choice of non-medical descriptive terminology.

Wow, that is terrifying. I will endeavor entirely not to think about it anymore. Scary.
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The cat is having an argument with his powerful shoe 3/5/04
« Reply #67 on: March 08, 2004, 11:03:39 pm »
I think you should be pleased that you have such Ironic Retro Throat Accoutrements.
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« Reply #68 on: March 09, 2004, 05:15:29 am »
I wanna know if his uvula goes like the tail on a felix the cat clock...
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