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Author Topic: Lazarus's Politics - 9 March 2004  (Read 5931 times)

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Lazarus's Politics - 9 March 2004
« Reply #15 on: March 10, 2004, 06:42:55 pm »
I think that's the divot Ray just cut, not the shadow of his shoe.
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Lazarus's Politics - 9 March 2004
« Reply #16 on: March 10, 2004, 10:14:22 pm »
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I think that's the divot Ray just cut, not the shadow of his shoe.


Well listen to you Mr. Learning Head! Maybe YOU oughta run for office!
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Lazarus's Politics - 9 March 2004
« Reply #17 on: March 10, 2004, 11:38:27 pm »
Why not?  Messageboard-tyrant is probably just as relevant (or irrelevant) experience for being president as being governor of a state.  In fact I'll bet Jough's already got a foreign policy.

If you win can I be Secretary of the Interior? I don't really understand what it is but I know it sometimes has something to do with wild animals.
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Lazarus's Politics - 9 March 2004
« Reply #18 on: March 11, 2004, 12:12:41 am »
I totally call head of the NSA. Or maybe chairman of the joint chiefs of staff? Or a SCOTUS appointee? Where would be best to wield massive power with little to no public accountability?

Wow, it's tough to type with one hand asleep.
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Lazarus's Politics - 9 March 2004
« Reply #19 on: March 11, 2004, 12:27:45 am »
Unfortunately, I cannot run for president YET, as I am not 35 years of age.

But I suppose it's never too early to start the "Dempsey 2008" campaign.
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Lazarus's Politics - 9 March 2004
« Reply #20 on: March 11, 2004, 12:51:28 am »
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Unfortunately, I cannot run for president YET, as I am not 35 years of age.

But I suppose it's never too early to start the "Dempsey 2008" campaign.


May God have mercy on us all.
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Lazarus's Politics - 9 March 2004
« Reply #21 on: March 11, 2004, 02:53:13 am »
Dibs on Toastmaster General!

Oooo, or do I want to be Secretary of the Inferior?
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Lazarus's Politics - 9 March 2004
« Reply #22 on: March 11, 2004, 07:39:30 am »
I'm still picking out several first ladies.
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Lazarus's Politics - 9 March 2004
« Reply #23 on: March 11, 2004, 11:21:54 am »
I'd settle for second or third lady.  Probably just as well, spend less time standing around at vacuous events wearing a fixed unnatural smile and an ugly pastel dress.
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Lazarus's Politics - 9 March 2004
« Reply #24 on: March 11, 2004, 04:27:22 pm »
Ooooh, oooh!  Dibsies on Chief of Staff!  

And Wombat, I'm surprised you didn't call First Lady ;)

[Edit: Dammit, I did that thing again where I replied *before* reading the second page.  It wouldn't matter so much if I didn't always make the most obvious joke...]
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Lazarus's Politics - 9 March 2004
« Reply #25 on: March 11, 2004, 05:19:51 pm »
I wouldn't mind a high ranking position in the FCC. Then TV will get really fun. Goodbye shit-sucking "family hour"!
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Lazarus's Politics - 9 March 2004
« Reply #26 on: March 11, 2004, 07:25:20 pm »
I insist upon being made Secretary of Led Zeppelin Bootlegs.
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Lazarus's Politics - 9 March 2004
« Reply #27 on: March 11, 2004, 08:20:12 pm »
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I totally read that as CHEF of staff at first.


I summon IRON CHEF OF STAFF!

Allez bourgeoisie!
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Lazarus's Politics - 9 March 2004
« Reply #28 on: March 16, 2004, 01:14:21 am »
Well, I am just getting caught up on the message board.

What I really love about this strip is that it's totally the kind of conversation you'd expect from two important, powerful, rich and politically influential businessmen.  But, it's taking place between a thong wearing cat standing on two legs while golfing and his shoe.  His only shoe.  A talking shoe.

Favorite line: "Don't talk during my swing."  It fits so perfectly.
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Lazarus's Politics - 9 March 2004
« Reply #29 on: March 16, 2004, 03:33:21 am »
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I'm still picking out several first ladies.


While you're busy on that front, I want to be the Drug Sultan. Fuck drug czars. Sultans are where it's at.
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