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« Reply #90 on: March 19, 2004, 07:26:51 pm »
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I plan on renting children.


Sounds no different to renting someone's womb. But then, why the fuck would you want a kid around only part of the time?
Part of the advantage of the kid in your house being your own is that at least there's some instinctual emotional tie to it. That whole gene thing or some shit.

All shitting on the floor. Vomiting on the curtains. Breaking your computer. All no remorse for the couch.

Little fuckers.
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« Reply #91 on: March 19, 2004, 07:37:10 pm »
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EDIT: Post 1111. This seems somehow portentous.


11-11.  That's my birthday!
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« Reply #92 on: March 19, 2004, 10:27:54 pm »
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But then, why the fuck would you want a kid around only part of the time?



Um, so you can play with it when it's being cute, and send it home when it starts vomiting on the couch? Seems obvious to me.

My sister finally had a baby, so maybe he will make sure they change my diapers regularly when I'm in the nursing home.  Before that, one of my friends had been telling her kids since they were tiny that they should take care of me when I got old.
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« Reply #93 on: March 19, 2004, 11:12:15 pm »
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one of my friends had been telling her kids since they were tiny that they should take care of me when I got old.


When?!

::rimshot::

I'll be here all week.
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« Reply #94 on: March 20, 2004, 02:29:47 am »
Somebody with THE POWER needs to change CortJstr's title to Buddy Mills, because that's the worst joke I've ever heard. Read. I mean read.
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« Reply #95 on: March 20, 2004, 02:35:48 am »
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one of my friends had been telling her kids since they were tiny that they should take care of me when I got old.


When?!



WAAAAH!!!

Watch out.  You should be more careful making fun of someone who might have a diaper to throw at you.
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« Reply #96 on: March 20, 2004, 02:44:46 am »
I did not make the joke. The joke clearly demanded to be. I was merely the conduit. Any of you would have done the same!

Besides, I could never really mock anybody who bought me ice cream
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« Reply #97 on: March 20, 2004, 05:43:46 am »
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And Gentlemen, if you haven't tried Semenex yet, your ladies will thank you for it.


All this children/no children talk has caused us all to miss a very important point, here.  For goodness' sake, people!  We finally have an answer to a deeply pertinent question: Does Semenex really work?  

Can we get an official statement from Mrs|Dawg?

I don't think I'd ever be tempted to suggest this product to Pedro, but my academic curiosity has gotten the best of me.  I must know.
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« Reply #98 on: March 20, 2004, 09:21:33 am »
Man do you guys not eat fruit?
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« Reply #99 on: March 20, 2004, 12:02:06 pm »
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I don't think I'd ever be tempted to suggest this product to Pedro, but my academic curiosity has gotten the best of me.  I must know.


Well, someone needs to test it.  Someone whose word we all trust implicitly.  Someone who is part of an adorable young couple whose, um, resources haven't been depleted yet, and therefore could run several trials of the experiment within a reasonable period of time.

But please, jl, don't post the results in The Kitchen, OK?
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« Reply #100 on: March 20, 2004, 01:20:58 pm »
Why buy an expensive product when you can just have your man drink a couple quarts of pinapple juice? Cranberry works well, too.

Just stay away from the asparagus. Whew.

(BTW, the SO leaves tomorrow, so I shall again have time to post about things other than sex.)
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« Reply #101 on: March 20, 2004, 02:09:13 pm »
A couple quarts?!

But, we're talking scientific curiosity and important consumer research here.  Home remedies are a different issue.
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« Reply #102 on: March 21, 2004, 02:45:27 am »
Don't smoke, don't drink too much coffee, don't drink too much liquor - that should hold you in good stead.
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« Reply #103 on: March 21, 2004, 03:55:47 am »
Well, hell, nabu, by your recommendations, my semen must taste like pure revulsion.

Sorry, was that TMI? I smoke, I drink a lot of coffee, and when not working I enjoy a beer an hour - but sometimes vodka or red wine instead.
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« Reply #104 on: March 21, 2004, 03:24:20 pm »
You probably eat a lot of garlic, too. That can be a problem. The thing is, there is no magic bullet. It's like weight loss - the way to do it is eat less and exercise more, but who wants to do that?

When it comes down to it, if you have a partner that you are really digging on, ask her (or him) if there's a problem. I smoke (trying to quit), and drink a lot of coffee, and drink liquor in moderation - but I've had no complaints. It's never going to taste like apricot nectar, but what do you want from something that comes out of your boy-part?
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