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« Reply #105 on: March 21, 2004, 09:39:30 pm »
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Well, hell, nabu, by your recommendations, my semen must taste like pure revulsion.

I think that certain crimes, like cheating thousands of working people out of their retirement funds, should come with certain creative punishments. Wearing a shirt that says "My semen taste likes pure revulsion." is one of these punishments.
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« Reply #106 on: March 22, 2004, 02:12:03 pm »
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my semen must taste like pure revulsion.


would that make a good emo-band album title?  and what would the band name be?
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« Reply #107 on: March 22, 2004, 02:16:19 pm »
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my semen must taste like pure revulsion.


would that make a good emo-band album title?  and what would the band name be?


Boy Part - "Pure Revulsion"
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« Reply #108 on: March 22, 2004, 05:26:15 pm »
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Speculation on the flavour of semen, and remedies therof


Maybe that's why I've never felt compelled to try any of these "remedies," commercial or otherwise.  Given the fact that Pedro lives relatively cleanly, for the most part, and eats pineapple like it's going out of style, this has always stricken me as a non-problem.  And, truth be told, women don't (or shouldn't) feel compelled to give blowjobs for the taste.  Hint, guys: If a woman tells you she wants to "taste" you, she's lying.  What she wants is for you to remember her generosity next week when she needs someone to take her shoe shopping.  

I jest.  But a friend of mine told me years ago from a male perspective something that applies to women as well.  Regarding cunnilingus, he said, "We don't like the taste.  We can't stand the smell.  We do, however, like the reaction."  Nabu is right: given that we're talking about bodily fluids, what do you expect?  Unless the taste is bad enough to make me vomit on my partner*, I'm not concerned.  It's a small price to pay for a blissful, glowing, affectionate husband who wants to snuggle for the rest of the night.

*Actually, at that point, he may not even notice.  
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« Reply #109 on: March 22, 2004, 06:00:56 pm »
I've never had a problem with the smell of the taste, and never understood when people say they do.
My mate actually, for years would talk about how much he hated it all, and then when he started seeing his current girlfriend decided that he was just willing to persevere to please her. Which, well, good for her, but I still never understood his problem.

Maybe I just have always dated women who ate the right things.
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« Reply #110 on: March 22, 2004, 06:12:38 pm »
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I've never had a problem with the smell of the taste, and never understood when people say they do.


Agreed. I did encounter one girl in HS who was drastically different than eveybody else I've met but still not actually bad.
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« Reply #111 on: March 22, 2004, 06:57:38 pm »
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Agreed. I did encounter one girl in HS who was drastically different than eveybody else I've met but still not actually bad.


Drastically different...
Sounds scary. In whichever respect.
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« Reply #112 on: March 22, 2004, 07:47:23 pm »
So I guess I'm weird because I like both the smell and taste?

I've actually gotten so attuned to the scent that if a woman is "excited" I can usually tell her location from across a large, crowded room.
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« Reply #113 on: March 22, 2004, 08:02:06 pm »
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I've actually gotten so attuned to the scent that if a woman is "excited" I can usually tell her location from across a large, crowded room.


I'll take "Things I Don't Ever Want To Hear Anyone Say Ever Again" for $1000, Alex.
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« Reply #114 on: March 22, 2004, 08:48:17 pm »
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I'll take "Things I Don't Ever Want To Hear Anyone Say Ever Again" for $1000, Alex.


Wholeheartedly agree.
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« Reply #115 on: March 22, 2004, 09:38:11 pm »
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I'll take "Things I Don't Ever Want To Hear Anyone Say Ever Again" for $1000, Alex.


Hell, I figured this whole thread was doing it's darndest to go that way. has been for days too!
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« Reply #116 on: March 22, 2004, 10:01:29 pm »
Yeah, but there's always that one point at which the camel's back breaks, so to speak.
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« Reply #117 on: March 22, 2004, 10:39:30 pm »
Goddamn straw.
I was about to enquire as to whether anyone has ever seen a camel's back break, but I fear that would be getting torturously close to the giraffe placenta. And you sure as hell don't want to step in that.

goddamn fuck*ng piece of shit buttons
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« Reply #118 on: March 22, 2004, 11:54:49 pm »
Ha, how very silence of the lambs. what did multiple miggs in the next cell say to you?
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« Reply #119 on: March 23, 2004, 02:59:48 am »
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Agreed. I did encounter one girl in HS who was drastically different than eveybody else I've met but still not actually bad.


Drastically different...
Sounds scary. In whichever respect.


Not scary or bad, just different. There was a moment of surprise.

But I'm clearly on the smell & taste are good side here.
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