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« Reply #135 on: March 23, 2004, 08:41:22 pm »
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That I was the "Marrying Kind" and patted me upon my innocent head.


Well gee, that makes me feel better.  Not.
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« Reply #136 on: March 23, 2004, 08:47:27 pm »
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But I'm clearly on the smell & taste are good side here.


I'm sorry.  I can't do it.  

I just can't imagine Cort in an Adult Situation.  

I know that he lives with Erin, and logic tells me that they are probably intimate on a semi-regular basis.  But, I have held naked mole-rats with this man, and the thought of him going down on who-knows-how-many adolescent strumpets is deeply, deeply disturbing to me.


Ditto but jl and Pedro's names instead. It's weirder once you've met the person. Unless it's like a hot, steamy, internet sex thing in which case it's hotter after you've met the person.
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« Reply #137 on: March 23, 2004, 08:48:13 pm »
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You can all just imagine my avatar burrowing his little blonde head between a voluptuous woman's legs.


NO can we please NOT, thank you!
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« Reply #138 on: March 23, 2004, 08:50:38 pm »
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Unless it's like a hot, steamy, internet sex thing in which case it's hotter after you've met the person.


I'm going to try to not even imagine asking how you know this too.  Or what grade you were in.
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« Reply #139 on: March 23, 2004, 08:56:09 pm »
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You can all just imagine my avatar burrowing his little blonde head between a voluptuous woman's legs.


I'm getting a whole Reanimator disembodied head vibe going on this thing.
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« Reply #140 on: March 23, 2004, 08:56:15 pm »
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That I was the "Marrying Kind" and patted me upon my innocent head.


Well gee, that makes me feel better.  Not.


Hey, that wasn't intended to be insulting.  My point was that women who think nice guys aren't as sexy as tough guys need to be slapped.  After all, Pedro always got that "you're so sweet, let's just be friends" line from other girls, but he's by far the best...um...kisser...I've ever met.  Still waters run deep, and all.  

What I intend to say is, August, I'm sure you're a tiger in the bedroom, no matter what anyone else says.   :delicious:
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« Reply #141 on: March 23, 2004, 08:56:49 pm »
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You can all just imagine my avatar burrowing his little blonde head between a voluptuous woman's legs.


I smell an animated avatar a brewin'...


DON'T give him ideas!  

For Pete's sake, people!
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« Reply #142 on: March 23, 2004, 10:05:31 pm »
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Unless it's like a hot, steamy, internet sex thing in which case it's hotter after you've met the person.


I'm going to try to not even imagine asking how you know this too.  Or what grade you were in.


I met Erin through the Salon personals. Although it wasn't really all that sexy ahead of time.
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« Reply #143 on: March 23, 2004, 10:07:06 pm »
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 :delicious:


Truly the scariest, and potentially creepiest 'emoticon' ever!
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« Reply #144 on: March 23, 2004, 10:20:51 pm »
:cunnilingus:
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« Reply #145 on: March 23, 2004, 11:57:13 pm »
If weeping weren't already practically TRADEMARKED here, I would be doing some serious tantruming presently.


As a Bona Fide Teenage Girl, I am refusing to say anything else in this thread.

Except that I agree with JL on the disembodied head thing.
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« Reply #146 on: March 24, 2004, 12:02:21 am »
Sorry, JL, but...
*weeps*

And, let me just say that this thread has reminded me of the only benefit of dating the guy I was with before the current bf. He was a vegan. The current guy really likes his dairy products and beer. And I can tell.

Of course, it's all worth it in the end. Even though he's 1000 miles away, my, ahem, love life, has increased its, ahem, duration, by about 14 billion percent.

Yup, I'm still drunk.
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« Reply #147 on: March 24, 2004, 03:08:42 am »
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Sorry, JL, but...
*weeps*

And, let me just say that this thread has reminded me of the only benefit of dating the guy I was with before the current bf. He was a vegan. The current guy really likes his dairy products and beer. And I can tell.

Of course, it's all worth it in the end. Even though he's 1000 miles away, my, ahem, love life, has increased its, ahem, duration, by about 14 billion percent.

Yup, I'm still drunk.


I've never tried this. Not an endorsement. But I take this post as a cry for help, so:

Try Semenex
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« Reply #148 on: March 24, 2004, 03:13:20 am »
It's the Circle of Life!
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« Reply #149 on: March 24, 2004, 03:45:09 am »
And it moves us all.
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