the previous owner (we'll call him Mr. Swambo, of Lileks fame) of the home was an avid DIYer who also had the misfortune of being a complete and total idiot.
apparently i owned your house right before you?
caulk
caulk, i've learned, is one of my favorite things. being a renter with no lease, i have certain obligations other renters might not put up with, namely "be quiet or who knows what".
ants have a habit of invading my kitchen. last year, it was through the windows above the sink. in my "solve the immediate problem and not worry about anything long term because it's not my house" way, i decided that caulking the bottom edge of the windows shut would keep the bastards out. i hate to think of the next renters' faces as they try to open the windows... of course, the metal awning on the outside of the kitchen windows is broken, and hangs down covering the windows, so, well, ya.
the ants, of course, kept coming, so then i caulked along the back edge of the countertop along that wall. and put out copious amounts of poison.
apparently the poison did not do a very good job, because last week or so i found a nest (?) of ants in the top of my Bunn coffeemaker. still undecided on what to do about the coffeemaker, i might burn it like a sad little american flag that fell out of the hands of a thrid grade boy scout as he stands on the bank of the river watching waterskiers and fireworks with his parents on the 4th. but i'm drifiting away from caulk, i apologize.
i'm heartened, though, to finally understand the caulk/mildew relationship, though.
As much as i enjoy laying caulking, ripping caulk out is incredibly satisfying to me, or at least it is ever since i got the caulk removal tool. i feel vaguely like one of the hellraiser baddies with it, ripping out chunks of innocent yet stupid caulk that dared to play with my evil bathtub puzzle.
so, when i moved in, the bathtub was horrid, and i de-caulked it and recaulked. and now, it's starting to get black again. i figured it was becase i was filthy and a carrier for some rampant strain of mildew, but most likely it's just up behind the shower backing, and creeps down and through my fresh virgin caulk.
that being said, my next immediate project is to replace a light switch in a beautiful woman's kitchen. hilarity, i'm assured, shall ensue.