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Bert and Ernie dolls - 3/26
« on: March 26, 2004, 01:52:24 pm »
I have nothing to say about this strip.  Just wanted to start the topic.

Um, lemmee think... I bought a white turtleneck in Berlin.  It was freakin' cold.

Is it that hard to buy something in a foreign country, particularly in a big city where the stores have cash registers?  You take the coat up to the register, and when they ring it up you look at the total on the display.  Of course, blowing your cash on 10 sodas at Herr Currywurst doesn't help.
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Bert and Ernie dolls - 3/26
« Reply #1 on: March 26, 2004, 02:22:45 pm »
So does Ray have a tiny pocket in there or use he just use the elastic to hold keys/money/etc against his side?
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« Reply #2 on: March 26, 2004, 05:23:32 pm »
Ray is being atypically critical of himself here.  DOES THIS MEAN HE IS MORPHING INTO ROAST BEEF?!!!  If he learns how to turn on a computer, I guess we'll know.
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« Reply #3 on: March 26, 2004, 06:07:29 pm »
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Ray is being atypically critical of himself here.  DOES THIS MEAN HE IS MORPHING INTO ROAST BEEF?!!!  If he learns how to turn on a computer, I guess we'll know.

Ray is just thrown from his usual cool pearch by the awkward situation. Soon some crazy german fans will recognize him from his album and we'll have the normal confident Ray back.
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Bert and Ernie dolls - 3/26
« Reply #4 on: March 26, 2004, 08:09:43 pm »
Also why isn't Ray smoking? In fact none of the cats have been shown as smoking since January 13th. Did the Nicorette man come to town/Handin' out fun gum all aroun'/Slap down a patch/Unhook your latch/Get that monkey offa your batch

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The nicorette man he cares for your lungs
So around his neck a satchel is slung
It's fulla good stuff
That you don't puff
P. Morris leavin' town all in a huff

The nicorette man he'll keep you on kilter
Take away the baccy, take away the filter
There's nothing left
Don't be bereft
His cheeks are chiseled, his chin is cleft

Who me? I don't sleep no more...
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Bert and Ernie dolls - 3/26
« Reply #5 on: March 26, 2004, 10:07:11 pm »
I find it disturbing that you know when the last date that a character was smoking - did you keep going backwards in the archives until you saw a fag in one of their mouths?

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Bert and Ernie dolls - 3/26
« Reply #6 on: March 26, 2004, 10:42:01 pm »
I knew.
Just out of the compulsion I have to go smoke.
I swear, walking past shops is hell!
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« Reply #7 on: March 27, 2004, 12:08:40 am »
Maybe the Chewlies gum guy got to them.
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« Reply #8 on: March 27, 2004, 12:29:35 am »
I fear that the cats may have been targets of a new type of hate that is becoming more and more prevalent these days.

Quote from: "PinkStainlessTail"
Also why isn't Ray smoking? In fact none of the cats have been shown as smoking since January 13th.
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Bert and Ernie dolls - 3/26
« Reply #9 on: March 27, 2004, 12:37:55 am »
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I'm not sure I get the 'calories from Bert and Ernie' line.  I'ma little slow today.


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Bert and Ernie dolls - 3/26
« Reply #10 on: March 27, 2004, 12:44:05 am »
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I find it disturbing that you know when the last date that a character was smoking - did you keep going backwards in the archives until you saw a fag in one of their mouths?


That is definitely not what I did, and as soon as I figure the way that I did do it which wasn't the ABSOLUTELY PATHETIC way that you suggest I did it (which I didn't) I'll tell you.
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« Reply #11 on: March 27, 2004, 03:20:34 am »
haha, Chewlie's gum
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« Reply #12 on: March 27, 2004, 03:24:14 am »
Huh. This is the first time I've used IE on this forum. I didn't realize that my avatar was shown as a broken image. On Opera it just pretends it isn't there. I'm going to fix that, now.
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Nipples!
« Reply #13 on: March 27, 2004, 05:17:03 am »
Why is one of Ray's nipples rectangular while the other is round?
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Re: Nipples!
« Reply #14 on: March 27, 2004, 05:32:15 am »
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Why is one of Ray's nipples rectangular while the other is round?


I'm pretty sure it has something to do with the Pythagorean Theorem.  That or Pablo Neruda.
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