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« Reply #60 on: April 15, 2004, 04:45:39 am »
I sure hope Pedro was around for that!


I almost made a joke wherein I confused Pedro with Carlos. I'm rather glad I refrained, and I'm disappointed I made a public note of it.

Three cheers for the giant Pole!
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« Reply #61 on: April 15, 2004, 12:03:20 pm »
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Is there a soymilk out there that doesn't have a skanky after-taste? Because as long as you never stop drinking it vanilla Silk with Hershey's isn't a bad beverage. But once you pause to inhale or refill or something then there is much badness in the mouth region.


In my experience there is always a bit of an after taste, and Silk is definitly the worst for that.  This is why it's even harder to tell if it's gone bad or not.
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« Reply #62 on: April 15, 2004, 08:39:22 pm »
JL Dunston, a bunch of beer and a giant pole. Or a Pole with a smuggled kielbasa. Or both, even.

I am SO DOWN with this concept.

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Is there a soymilk out there that doesn't have a skanky after-taste? Because as long as you never stop drinking it vanilla Silk with Hershey's isn't a bad beverage. But once you pause to inhale or refill or something then there is much badness in the mouth region.


In my experience there is always a bit of an after taste, and Silk is definitly the worst for that.  This is why it's even harder to tell if it's gone bad or not.


It's easy to tell when it's bad. It was made bad. Cows have huge, fast-refilling udders for a good reason. Milk.

I don't get calling it Soy'milk'. This is as bad as soy/seitan/tempeh being called a meat 'substitute'. It's an alternative at best (sometimes a bad one) but the fact that vegetarians call these by the substances they abhor tells me there is a deepseated, unacknowledged longing for the real thing. It's like man-hating, militant lesbians using c*ck-shaped dildos....



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« Reply #63 on: April 15, 2004, 10:58:15 pm »
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JL Dunston, a bunch of beer and a giant pole.

...

It's like man-hating, militant lesbians using c*ck-shaped dildos....


I'm not touching this with a 6'4" pole...





Ba-dum ching.
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« Reply #64 on: April 15, 2004, 11:10:10 pm »
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I don't get calling it Soy'milk'. This is as bad as soy/seitan/tempeh being called a meat 'substitute'. It's an alternative at best (sometimes a bad one) but the fact that vegetarians call these by the substances they abhor tells me there is a deepseated, unacknowledged longing for the real thing. It's like man-hating, militant lesbians using c*ck-shaped dildos....

I have a mild lactose intolerance and don't actually like the taste of milk. Soy milk I like (except the aftertaste), it seems to last longer, and it has a quatrillion percent* more calcium than my other beverages of choice.

*A quatrillion is a number so vastly mind-boggingly huge that even when you multiply it by 0 you still get a positive result.
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« Reply #65 on: April 16, 2004, 02:43:54 am »
Obviously, you're all completely missing the fact that rice milk is FAR superior to soy milk, while maintaining its status as FAR inferior to cow milk.


Saying "soy milk tastes like regular milk" is like saying "tofutti tastes like ice cream."
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« Reply #66 on: April 16, 2004, 04:27:40 am »
I like human milk right from the pump.

It's the best part of fuck*ng chicks who just had a baby.
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« Reply #67 on: April 16, 2004, 05:38:45 am »
Who's crude? Who's rude?
Who is that nasty dude?
You know!
He's Jough!

Don't get pissed now-
Our boss-man is allowed!
Back off!
It's Jough!

He posts that shit
Cuz noone else would say it!
So true!
So Jough!

He rules this place
With an iron fist in your face!
He's gruff!
That Jough!

That's all!
He's Jough!
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« Reply #68 on: April 16, 2004, 12:15:06 pm »
Were it actually on an album, I'd buy the Jough Blaxploitation Theme in a second.
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« Reply #69 on: April 16, 2004, 04:25:14 pm »
I got the new Argument CD, Recess Serenade, from CDBaby yesterday. There's a couple weak tracks but it was overall a good purchase. But Your New Favorite Band was better.
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« Reply #70 on: April 16, 2004, 07:58:41 pm »
I'm beginning to contemplate killing whoever started the fuck*ng milk shit here!
I go away for a couple of days and what happens in my fuck*ng yard!!!
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« Reply #71 on: April 16, 2004, 08:29:59 pm »
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I'm beginning to contemplate killing whoever started the fuck*ng milk shit here!
I go away for a couple of days and what happens in my fuck*ng yard!!!

I think this is where you split off a thread called "EVERYTHING ABOUT MILK POSTED IN THE CONSERVATORY, PLZ MOVE TO KITCHEN KTHX, SLINK MADE FOR CRUSHING" and be done with it.
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« Reply #72 on: April 16, 2004, 08:45:59 pm »
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I think this is where you split off a thread called "EVERYTHING ABOUT MILK POSTED IN THE CONSERVATORY, PLZ MOVE TO KITCHEN KTHX, SLINK MADE FOR CRUSHING" and be done with it.


I might do tomorrow when I can recognise simple colours and shapes.
Damn driving at night for ages.
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« Reply #73 on: April 16, 2004, 09:27:19 pm »
Choop's rhyme needs to be posted somewhere permanently prominent, like a FAQ about the board or in Jough's profile.
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« Reply #74 on: April 17, 2004, 03:44:32 am »
I may post it in the Rules and Regulations that one has to agree to upon signing up for the board.
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