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« Reply #15 on: April 08, 2004, 09:18:39 am »
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Dear Whatever in Some Higher Plane, please say it is not one Thomas Clancy.


Goodness no. Does he live in DC? No, cooler and not that obscenely famous.
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« Reply #16 on: April 09, 2004, 10:48:25 am »
Speaking of being stalked, I felt a bit of a shock when I noticed a banner ad up there advertising "Australian Wombat Gifts."  I hope I'm not the only one seeing it...
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« Reply #17 on: April 09, 2004, 01:06:58 pm »
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Speaking of being stalked, I felt a bit of a shock when I noticed a banner ad up there advertising "Australian Wombat Gifts."  I hope I'm not the only one seeing it...

I was litteraly just going to post about that ad when I came to this thread. Weird. Eerie.
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« Reply #18 on: April 09, 2004, 02:47:14 pm »
wombat:  Google doesn't really spider the forums, but if you want to be save, you may put a space between each character of your stalkee's name, so if you were stalking, say, Donald Trump, you could write:

D O N A L D

T R U M P

and not be worried about it ever showing up in Google.
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« Reply #19 on: April 09, 2004, 02:58:54 pm »
Hint - fricking - hint.
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« Reply #20 on: April 09, 2004, 03:29:37 pm »
I grow tired of the game.

If Wombat doesn't post who her stalkee is by the end of the day (or at least PM me about it) I'm going to delete her account and every post she ever wrote, plus all references to her or her name in other people's posts.

It'll be like she never existed.
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« Reply #21 on: April 09, 2004, 03:55:27 pm »
Hell, why don't you also burn her house down, and delete anyone who has a W in their log in.
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« Reply #22 on: April 09, 2004, 04:38:00 pm »
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I grow tired of the game.

If Wombat doesn't post who her stalkee is by the end of the day (or at least PM me about it) I'm going to delete her account and every post she ever wrote, plus all references to her or her name in other people's posts.

It'll be like she never existed.

The Thought Police have nothing on Jough.
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« Reply #23 on: April 09, 2004, 05:36:22 pm »
Don't put this past him, I've already seen him do it once.  

What, none of you remember ******?
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« Reply #24 on: April 09, 2004, 05:53:00 pm »
I'm glad I don't remember anyone who posted as *******.

Anyway, I just got the "Australian Wombat Gifts" ad. It alluded to "Wally the Naughty Wombat," which seemed strangely appropriate.
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« Reply #25 on: April 09, 2004, 06:00:46 pm »
Well, no one has even tried very hard with the geographical hint, but I fear the wrath of Jough.

Hints: Lives in the DC area.  Writes crime fiction set there.  Has a new book out right now and has been touring and being interviewed.  Talks about music I haven't heard of all the time in his books - you cool folks who post in the Conservatory might like him.

I'm very busy today showing relatives around town - could we agree to work on that much for awhile before you delete me?
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« Reply #26 on: April 09, 2004, 06:05:23 pm »
G e o r g e     P e l e c a n o s?

Sorry, edited to protect   W o m b a t.
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« Reply #27 on: April 09, 2004, 06:08:54 pm »
Dang, see I knew that much information would make it too easy.

Here's a link to my favorite interview with him, where he is careful to insist, as I always am, that he lives in Silver Spring, but it is "just steps" from the DC line.  We don't want you to mistake us for suburbanites.

http://www.identitytheory.com/interviews/birnbaum100.html
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« Reply #28 on: April 09, 2004, 06:12:46 pm »
PS to Jough: Wouldn't want you to miss the pleasure of knowing that I was about to PM you.  Really, you ought to pick on someone your own size, I am much too easy a target.
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« Reply #29 on: April 09, 2004, 06:17:06 pm »
For the record, there was never any *******.  I made it up on the spot (50 geek points to anyone who can name the reference).  

Jehosephat, you guys have way too much faith in me.  Or too little in Jough.  I'd prefer not to speculate which is more likely...
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